Mae's average life. Thirty years old. Philosophy graduate. Once a year a massive ESC crackhead, at other times a mess. Namjoon is ruining my life and I regret nothing.
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He is sitting next to you on the couch, nursing a beer and holding a conversation with Jimin. A quick glance around showed that everyone was either too caught up in conversation or too far gone to pay attention to anything but their drinks. You sneak your hand between you and Namjoon and pinch his ass, hopefully inconspicuously. He does not react, other than tensing up for a second. Jimin is none the wiser and you congratulate yourself on pulling it off. You get up, shoot him a quick look, and walk off to the bathroom. It does not take him long to follow you there.
Walking in after a couple of seconds he wastes no time pressing you against the sink, his lips immediately on yours. ‘Think you’re cute huh? Doing that where everyone can catch you?’ He growls against your lips and you whimper under his touch. His hand roaming your body and you are acutely aware of just how much this whole situation is turning you on. At any moment, someone could walk in and here you are, like a bunch of horny teenagers feeling one another up in a bathroom at a party. It seems to start being a common theme for the two of you. ‘Just wanted to feel your awesome ass,’ you quip back, ‘and knew it would rile you up, got what I wanted didn’t I?’ Namjoon groans but before he can start kissing you again you push him off you. ‘Gotta make this quick or people will start missing us.’ Namjoons eyes almost seem to pop out of his head for a second, gears rattling in his brain but you move away from him. ‘Fuck, thought you were gonna suck me off there.’ He mumbles, dragging a hand through his hair. You roll your eyes at him. ‘Like hell I am. Maybe later.’ You open the bathroom door and sneak a glance down the hallway. Namjoon grabs your hips and grinds his crotch into your ass quickly in a last attempt to entice you to stay in the bathroom with him before you walk off. Back at the party you were right in thinking no-one would notice that the two of you have been gone.
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Wishing the UK had just taken it out on the guy, rather than write this song
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Gonna tell my kids this is One Direction
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Power of a unicorn, soooooo.... Imaginary?
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This song got saved in the semi's by the snippet in the reminders. Should not have gone through
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Great seeing Jack Black on the drums for Germany
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Norway has been paying attention to the world domination of SIX
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Glad to see Mordor managed to send some representation this year
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Has someone checked under Belgium's hat for a little critter lately?
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Having been living in Czechia for a year and a half now I can confirm I understand as little as everyone else
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Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
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