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the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.
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it fucking blows my mind when like cp10 Pokemon have the audacity to pop out of the pokeball. what the fuck. you mean nothing to me. get in the ball.
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me: oh damn she cute, imma follow her and never talk to her.
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it's quite funny watching skins now cos my opinions of different characters are completely different to what they were when I was a kid
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by https://twitter.com/masaiai6/status/757008917381513217
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I live in a world where Mewtew is quoted alongside Mother Teresa.
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This virus ad has got to be the stupidest idea for a scam ever.
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