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I might have a new fav elden ring weapon (sound important :))

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I'm red girl

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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

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"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.

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The vibe I bring in to the function

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The tragedy of my life is that I keep acquiring and displaying fetish art and having to be corrected by my friends.

Most recently, a friend came over my house and saw my computer background and went, "Wow, um, I didn't know you were into that." To which I look at the picture of the well drawn muscular female minotaur in historically accurate Greek clothing and I start geeking out about how I love the detail the artist did with the clothing and I point out the period appropriate folds and pins, how the artist even inserted the native plant that was used to dye the clothing this particular shade in the background, and even how the belt has technology AND historically accurate weaving patterns on it.

Then I start explaining how I love the muscular choices of the minotaur, that I was so impressed with the artist's anatomically correct depiction of the muscles converging into the neck. That many people get an upright cow's neck wrong because cow's don't have collarbones, so it can be very difficult to merge the upper arms and a chest of a human with a cow's body. I draw her attention to the beautiful way they've merged the pectoralis major so smoothly while also staying true to how muscular they've depicted the rest of the body.

I finish up with my thoughts on the artist's bold choice to depict the minotaur as a female, and despite the underlying themes of a minotaur being violence, child murder, strength, and muscles. I segue into how unlike bulls, cow are perceived as mothers. That they are the major source of milk in human culture, and that idyllic depictions of them in a field usually depict calves frolicking nearby, yet the minotaur kills and eats children.

I finish and there is a long pause.

"Urban, this is fetish art." and she takes me to the artist's twitter and god dammit it's fetish art, not a bold statement on cultural perceptions of women and violence throughout history. I have been tricked again.

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VAMPIRE HUNTER D: BLOODLUST (2000)

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My week sucked and I needed something to make myself laugh.😂

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SCARY MOVIE 2000, dir. Keenen Ivory Wayans

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only found out about the Okinawan blueberry hermit crab today and I’m already in love. his soulful little eyes. his purpleness.

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ABELARD, present yourself in meme format!

Based on a meme I saw on reddit. Spent way too much time on this lmao, feel free to use as reaction memes

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I was being stalked through my house by Slenderman and I finally got fed up enough that I took a metal chair and beat the shit outta him.

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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives