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“There are no trigger warnings in real life”

“The real world is cruel, get over it.”

My boyfriend is triggered by Christmas and Christmas music. We were in a restaurant, and Christmas music was playing, and he started panicking so he went outside for a cigarette. The manager of the restaurant overheard him saying he had to get out, and changed the music over for the rest of the time we were there. There are safe spaces in the real world. People are nicer than you think. And bullshit people who try to tell you to get over your triggers, ain’t shit.

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Commissions are OPEN!

Hello all, I'm trying to fund money to pay for loans and keep me afloat while I look for work, and all to hopefully save up for a car. So I'm opening up writing commissions to hopefully pay for all that.

Details below ⬇️

What you get:

A story or writing piece of your choice starting at $12 for 1k words, with a discount of $100 for 10k words

Two free rounds of edits for your story so it matches exactly what you envisioned

A personal exclusive copy of fiction just for you

What I will write:

Original fiction and fandom inspired stories*

Angst, whump, fluff, or a genre of your choice

Smut, NSFW, kinks, and noncon

Original characters (subject to a +$10 fee so I can familiarize myself with any relevant materials you send me)

What I will NOT write:

Underage, incest, scat/gore, self harm, or suicide

(Fandom inspired stories: Due to legal restrictions and avoiding copyright, I am hesitant to directly cite existing media, but I will more than happily take inspiration from media of your choice as part of your commission contract)

I do not use ChatGPT or AI in any form for any of my works. By commissioning me you also agree to not use your commission for AI feeding purposes.

I currently have 5 slots open for commissions. If you are interested in commissioning me, please contact me at contentviasprout@gmail.com

Slot One: [OPEN]

Slot Two: [OPEN]

Slot Three: [OPEN]

Slot Four: [OPEN]

Slot Five: [OPEN]

Please feel free to DM or email me with any questions!

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I made some very silly emotes for a discord server I own. Someone requested an "Annoyed Nikto" and then things kind of got out of hand and now here we are. Most of these are cod mw 2, but I hope all of them are recognisable to begin with TvT Idk if anyone could ever want these, but feel free to snatch. They're transparent and I love these lil' guys. There will be more to come! - Adler doing *something* - Bell grabby hands - Soft eye roll (idk who yet) - Sobbing (idk who yet) - Graves - Roach

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𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝖻𝗈𝖽𝗒 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖾𝗌, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 i 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗁𝗎𝗌𝖻𝖺𝗇𝖽!𝗃𝗈𝗁𝗇 𝗉𝗋𝗂𝖼𝖾, 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝗈𝗐 i 𝗉𝗂𝖼𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗆. 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗂𝗆𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍𝖺𝗇𝗍, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗂’𝖽 𝗅𝖾𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗀𝗎𝗒𝗌 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐.

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usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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they are resting

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horrible news: you have to practice to level up your skills because it's unrealistic to think you'll be good at everything first try

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thinking about simon's first time staying at your place while you are still dating. you've gotten to the point where he's over at your place so long and often that you feel bad sending him home late at night. he says he doesn't mind, but you do. one night as he was heading out you offered to let him sleep over instead. he seemed a little hesitant at first, but gave in when you promised to make him breakfast before work. as you lead him back into your room he couldn't help but notice the fuzzy body pillow on your bed. you said it helped you sleep at night and you even had a lavender and chamomile spray you used for it. simon looked to the body pillow then you. "there's not enough space for all of us, so i'm going to have to be your body pillow tonight. i'll even wear the spray if you want."

needless to say by the morning you were already thinking about clearing out some space for him to bring clothes, so he can stay over more often.

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The Princess Bride (1987)

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There's two things a knight should serve

His heart on a silver platter to the maiden that never loved him back

Cunt.

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Girl help I'm having creative ideas beyond my skill level again