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absolutely love this shot where rose is watching her home planet die off after five billion years and the doctor is just slaying off in the corner

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did he just fucking call her babe 😂😂😭

the escalation of Mickey Smith’s cuck situation in the first half of season 2 is absolutely insane 😭

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S2 Jon: 'I found a letter Martin wrote to his mother... He said he wanted to "take me out." This confirms that he is planning to kill me'

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genuinely I don’t think there’s any other way to scratch my brain itch rn

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i hate it when it feels like a character has been designed specifically for me to like them . because then i do like them and it feels like i walked straight into their trap

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Trying not to read The Books of Babel for a third time this year

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Jon: Wow look at all of these Freaks and Weirdos in these statements. Good thing that I'm unlike them and always logical and intelligent.

Also Jon: Supplemental-- I am in the walls.

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I think in the same way there's a 90/10 rule with horror and comedy (horror works best when it's 90% horror and 10% comedy and vice versa) there's a 90/10 rule for some relationships in fiction that's like. Wholesome and fucked up. A good friendship is at its most compelling when it's also 10% a bit fucked up. Fucked up relationship is at its most compelling when there's at least 10% of something actually sweet and substantive within. Do you get me

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God I love “We’re enemies, but we’ve been enemies for a long time, which is sort of like being friends.” Great trope.

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Canon TMA facts that give me serotonin, for some reason:

Gertrude dedicated her life to avenge her cat's death.

Peter was canonically cancelled on social media because his building's layout was problematic.

A statement giver's mate fell in love with a beetle and married her.

Jonah (as Elias) once ruined Jon's surprise birthday party because he wanted to eat the cake himself.

There's a homophobic vase that swallows people's husbands.

Martin writes cringe poetry and performs on it.

Jon once said 'lol'.

The real Elias was a pothead, and his main concern with Jonah was that he'd know he was high.

Gertrude stopped the Distortion by giving it dysphoria.

Martin is an arsonist.

A random guy entered the backrooms, then left because he didn't want to be late to his mum's dinner.

Jon got his rib ripped off and decided to keep it in his stationary drawer, then forgot about it for months.

No one ever questions why there's a whole ass skeleton that belonged to a gay victorian in Elias's office.

Jon, Martin and Jonah got trapped together in Windows 95.

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INSANE that the best character in Twilight is a cop

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My thought process listening to TMA

Season one: haha why does this cynical rude man voice act when reading the statements I don’t think putting on a voice was part of the job description

Season five: oh dear god that’s why

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True freedom.

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the escalation of Mickey Smith’s cuck situation in the first half of season 2 is absolutely insane 😭

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the foundational hermeneutic of Jess Girls 😩

sorry I always felt undesirable my entire life and it gave me kinks of wanting someone to desire me so extremely it's uncontrollable for them as if that's my fault