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Turns out deciding to watch Classic Doctor Who was a very good idea 😁

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EGGS????????

Not on my watch.

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the doctor hands you various objects (occasionally animals) (or themself (themself (themself (themself (themself)))))

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Doctor Who producer Verity Lambert shows off her latest desk lighter, 1965

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TIL that Janet Fielding is somehow even cooler than I already thought:

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modern who: fuuuuck we want to do all of these cool things but we only have 8 45-minute episodes to work with... let's just edit it like a TikTok and remove all the breathing room and character development

classic who: fuuuuck this story has to be six episodes? We already padded it so much to get it to four... fine I guess we can add a subplot where they have to get K-9 neutered

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i'm SICK OF THIS SHIT companions need bedrooms on the TARDIS again

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he

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imagine being rose tyler and your hot butch boyfriend turns into a twink

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Ten: the master is my oldest friend and I want him to be a good person.

Twelve: Missy is my oldest friend and I want her to be a good person.

Thirteen: the master is a punk ass bitch and if I ever have to see him again I’m gonna tear his eyes out with my bare hands.

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It's dangerous to go alone!

Here,

Take this.

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⚠️Careful! It’s a Dangerous Rabbit Hole!⚠️

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I suppose in the end, they break my heart.

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if i could draw i think id draw what every companions bedroom looks like on the tardis

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do u ever think about how the first doctor who companion to die was a little trojan girl who thought she was dead the whole time & believed the doctor was zeus before getting sucked out of an airlock

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Thanks so much I love doing these! ^~^

@willowandlily @elden-12 @poisionartbook @second-doctors-wig @manicsixiedreamgirl @keepingitanonymous @tens-radioactive-left-shoe @rassilonsleftbollock No pressure and sorry if I forgot anyone 😭

Do this picrew and add the song you listened to last, thank uuu @regicidal-defenestration !!

no pressure tags: @doctorhomo @geticus @valentinism @melscarrotjuice @stopmyhearts @measured-robshearfan

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TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..