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Really hate that I went so long not liking any of the Monster High releases, and then over the last month they've released 5 dolls I desperately need in my grabby little hands.

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what is your holy trinity of fruits

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greg davies and alex horne’s apparent bdsm relationship is funny because i do genuinely believe they are doing it exclusively for the bit, but that doesn’t change the fact that they’re doing it

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7 albums tag

rules: you just got a kind of shitty old car and it doesn't have bluetooth. You can only buy 7 CDs and you can't repeat an artist. What are you getting?

tagged by @starsnot :)

In no particular order:

Dust - The Enid

E•MO•TION - Carly Rae Jepsen

Act IV: Rebirth in Reprise - The Dear Hunter

Love & Desolation - Andrew Huang

The Grand Illusion - Styx

Mezmerize - System of a Down

A Night at the Opera - Queen

I'm not going to tag anyone, but feel free to let me know if you fill this out too!

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I be reading wikipedia

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cats have 32 muscles in each ear and they use 31 of them to ignore you completely

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Can we find a sun god or diety from every timezone and make a map of them all?

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i understand why some people hate them but i do love video game achievements because im a sick bastard who likes it when the developers call me a good boy

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What if Tenna got interrupted by Breaking News broadcasts?

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you know i keep that mf thang on me

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One guard lies. One guard tells the truth. One guard thinks he's telling the truth but operates from deeply unsound epistemological principles that were inculcated by his elders to steer him to specific predefined conclusions, he's not lying but nothing he says is as actionable as he thinks it is. One guard is honest but he's got that thing where he keeps confusing your left and right with his left and right, and even when it's just him he's always got to stop and think for a second to remember which is which, and long story short he's never once said the correct door on the first try. One guard says whatever the first guard to speak says because he's afraid of being left out. One guard claims the opposite of whoever was first to speak because he's a contrarian. One guard does that fuckass postmodern "what is truth" song and dance because he doesn't actually know which door is the correct one, he lost the briefing packet and for obvious reasons he can't pick a door to check in person. Defeats the whole point if you can come back

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ok this is sick as fuck

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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

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LIGHTS ON 💡 LIGHTS OFF 🔌

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