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Today’s fish thing are the Iceland coins!

Currently in circulation: x

Withdrawn from circulation: x

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Let's get licked by mama

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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

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DANA SCULLY | 3.20

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CHATGPT IS NOT A SEARCH ENGINE

CHATGPT IS NOT A SOURCE OF INFORMATION

CHATGPT IS NOT STUDY NOTES

CHATGPT IS NOT A WRITING TOOL

CHATGPT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND

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i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.

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produces one agonized scream before doing three little circles and curling up cozy to nap

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Werewolf pup.

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I was rewatching 13 going on 30 the other day and it struck me that we’ve regressed so much where 30 was seen as young and sexy back then and now gen z genuinely act like people are expired at 25

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“The Subway” Chappell Roan

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normal teenage girl

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BARBIE 2023, dir. Greta Gerwig

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Drafts from the past. Some turned into something else, others left unfinished. 🍊

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Raven Steals the Sun a glass collaboration sculpture by Tlingit artist Preston Singletary and David Franklin.

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all that said the guy with my car insurance company who answered the phone was so fucking funny. he had a heavy Georgia accent which endeared me to him immediately and he was sooo worried about me and apologetic that there was no one to send to my aid and I said "that's okay. if i end up missing though they're gonna interview you as the last person who heard from me. what if there's a documentary?" and he said "ooooooo, can I start drama?" I said, "well, what kind?" And he said, "I'm gonna tell them you said you saw a green flash in the sky over the field and I heard strange voices then the line went dead."

genuinely obsessed with him to this very day.

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Mods! Misinterpret her intentional whimsy in bad faith and mistake it for sincere idiocy!