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its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

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I’ve been thinking about this all day

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I made this image and it immediately started giving me a headache just by looking at it

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the way I've not seen NEARLY as many posts or memes about the second assassination attempt is so fucking funny like yeah just wake us up when someone succeeds

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so jealous of ppl who live places where agave grows i see pictures of agave flowering and it looks so crazy

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trying to have sex with my point-n-click wife but she keeps saying "hmm...i don't think those two things go together"

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You see it's quite simple: if they call the earth Gaia, it's fantasy. If they call it Terra, that's sci-fi

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limes are like if lemons knew how to love without wanting anything in return. a lemon wants some sugar or some fish or some hot soup and only then it gives you a pat on the back and sees you as an equal. but limes grace you no matter what. always welcome in my water and my greens and sodas i love you kind and gentle life

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i cant stop saying "grisp it"

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trying to pee with a boner

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babygirl your eyes shine like gems... your boobs are round like some gems... your penis sometimes is hard like gems...

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Fuck yeah!

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literally

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