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Confiscated pens containing cheat notes intricately carved by a student at the University of Malaga, Spain. (2022)
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naruto: sakura told me i have to get a prostate exam😰
sasuke: and this is my issue how?
naruto: I NEED YOU TO HELP ME STUDY😭 i need to get a passing grade!!
sasuke:
sasuke: and you think i’d help you with something “pro-state”?????😑 idiot
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poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve
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this is coming from a vulnerable place (sunday afternoon)
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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
#two ex coworkers coming over tn to put together an itemized list of gossip and hearsay to get my nasty male coworker fired#spectacular
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what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?
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