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happy anxious avoidant august to all who celebrate

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I’m

Doing it. The Secret is working. I’m manifesting. I am exactly as miserable as I thought I’d be

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Bitches don’t want more Gorn drama, bitches want Una Chin Riley to have more screen time

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Good morning to me!!!!!!!

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-deep breath-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Here ya go! I made this in a free app without downloading new photos 😂

someone with basic photoshop skills do that "do it for him" meme with noah wyle please

I need it on my wall

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also a poem from the new, unreleased collection. very possibly my own all-time favourite.

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i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

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That scratch on his forehead like babies get when their nails are too long and they claw themselves in the face

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saying “LEAVE IT!!” to my intrusive thoughts like a dog that has something it shouldn’t have in it’s mouth

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Fifteen years late to the party so you'll have to forgive me but can we talk a little bit more about how Eames kicks the chair and stays all serious until Arthur turns and glares at him?? And THEN he smiles all cute????

Because that was a CHOICE.

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asking for praise for a thing you made feels so humiliating like oooh look at me I’m a little animal and I did a trick and made a thing can I have pets and treats about it. and then somebody tells you it’s good and you understand why golden retrievers are the way they are