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I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET

DON’T CALL ME THAT

I AM EVIL

I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

FEAR ME

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What if Piper can see the red string that joins soulmates? It’s a rare Aphrodite gift and she has it.

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In honour of that anon, I’m going to join in with my own reaally bad fanfic:

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Percy: have you ever just wanted to

Annabeth: to what?

Percy: to

Annabeth: *annoyed* what??

Percy: *gets down on one knee* marry me?

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Percy: Ahhh yes. I can finally breathe after two wars I can finally be at peace I can finall-

Apollo: Percy can you-

Percy: NO! NO, I CAN’T! GO AWAY!

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Annabeth: why won’t you tell me who you like?

Percy: I’m just uncomfortable telling you.

Annabeth: Okay… is she cute?

Percy: I think so.

Annabeth: would I think she’s cute?

Percy: I don’t know how do you feel about yourself?

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Will: How much sleep do you usually get? You always seem tired.

Nico: Like four hours….

Will: What?! You need to be getting at least eight!

Nico: ….a week

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Lol

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True but if it’s an honest restaurant the utensils are sanitized like no ones business

do you ever go to a restaurant hold up your fork and think “wow, this fork has been in so many mouths”

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Percy patented his blue coke!

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Concept

Jason Grace descending into battle while Led Zeppelin plays in the background like in Thor: Ragnorak

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I love Percabeth and I love blanket forts so I figured I would combine the two.

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Lol I just barely finished this entire series. I must have blocked this out because I don’t remember him being dead. I’m pretty sure he’s fine in the end but if not that is one memory blockage

you ever remember jason grace is dead and you’re like………no thanks

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Annabeth: I relate to Belle because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls

Drew: I relate to Tinker Bell because she needs attention or she dies

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So I got to thinking today:

What if Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Heroes of Olympus took place in the 1950’s? Seriously how adorable would that be? All the Aphrodite girls would have their hair in victory curls, all the Apollo cabin would LOVE Elvis Presley, the nightly campfire would have doo-wop dances. Then Percy could have slicked back hair, and maybe rock a leather jacket and chucks.

THEN PERCY CAN HAVE A LETTER SWEATER IN SWIMMING OR SOMETHING THEN GIVE IT TO ANNABETH. OMG. somebodydrawthatplsomg

I don’t care what you say. 50’s PJO-AU is the best PJO-AU.

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maybe school, or maybe love, or maybe none of the above

Summary: Nico had a plan. One for his whole life; one that would make him just as successful as his father.

Falling in love with his best friend was not part of the plan. Especially when said best friend had a girlfriend.

Word Count: 1259

Prompt: day 8 of AUctober: Neighbors

Warning: mentions of alcohol, partying, & hangovers

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Nico had a plan. One for his whole life; one that would make him just as successful as his father. Get the best grades in school, go to a good college, become a businessman of some sort, and settle down with a family.

When Nico was in eighth grade, he realized he was gay. No biggie. Just had to change the idea of a wife to a husband in his plan. His father probably didn’t care. Nico’s best friend and neighbor, Will, was bi anyway.

In junior year, however, Nico finally realized his unfortunate crush on Will. Unfortunate not because Will was beautiful and funny and, okay his singing needed some work but so did Nico’s so they screeched together anyway. Unfortunate because Will had a girlfriend who he really liked, and said girlfriend really liked him. So, he decided to never tell anybody and suffer until one day he dies.

Except he didn’t do that either because Will forced him to a ‘get-together’ and maybe he drank too many National Velvet’s (something Piper claimed to have created) but somehow he ended up outing himself to all of his friends through a game of truth or dare. He really didn’t mean to keep it a secret for so long.

Will ended up walking Nico home. They stood on Nico’s front porch for probably too long, just staring at each other. For the first time in a while, Nico couldn’t read those clear, blue eyes. Eventually, Will turned around and jumped the fence that separates their yards, which was probably a good idea because Nico really wanted to kiss him.

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On a certain level, Harry Potter and Percy Jackson are very similar stories. 

Both follow a child with unruly black hair and green eyes as he discovers a hidden inherited power inside himself and joins a community meant to teach children like him how to control that power. Both feature a central villain killed long ago and reborn through ritual in the fourth book, and a blond male antagonist that begins as a slightly incompetent threat but is eventually forced to obey said villain through threat and abuse. They are, on the surface, parallel stories.

There is something fundamentally different between the two, though. Percy Jackson is a Slytherin. His antagonist, Luke Castellan, is a Gryffindor.

my ultimate slytherin percy & gryffindor luke argument is live folks, fuckin enjoy