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Not sure if you’ve seen this already:
This may seem silly, but are there any photos out there of frogs in costumes? Of times people have put real actual frogs into hats or capes or suchlike? My Google-fu is failing me and just giving me endless images of people in frog costumes interrupted occasionally by dogs, cats, parrots and babies in frog costumes.
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And of Neil goes insane, how’s he supposed to make sure everything’s going to be ok?
Dear Neil,
I have loved your work ever since my dear friend gave me American Gods some 20 years ago. However, it has been weeks since I finished Good Omens season 2 and I am still heartbroken! My grief is so evident that my daughters are conspiring to torture you. Specifically they want to:
- lock you in a room
- shave your head
- dye your skin blue
- cover you with mud
- sing and dance and scream around you until you go insane
I just thought you should know, and beg for some hope that everything is going to be ok?
But if they covered me with mud nobody would be able to tell that they had shaved my head and dyed my skin blue...?
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hi neil, me and my partner have been trying to figure out the anatomy of not-human-but-kind-of-human angel bodies for the past week and we thought we better ask you. this is causing much strain in our relationship. i apologise for how our brains work
in regards to angelic digestive systems, does it work the same way sleep does? do they only need to use the bathroom if they choose to? if so, where does the food that they digest go?
According to the book, Crowley used the toilet once in Victorian times. Between ourselves, I don't think they've entirely figured it all out themselves.
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mr gaiman sir i only have one question for you after watching good omens 2. the question is: how dare you?
I dare happily, thank you.
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Dear Neil,
when are we going to see YOU🫵 doing the apology dance for the way you ended the season hmm?
I only apologise for things I'm sorry for having done.
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Given that there were no scenes with Crowley on fire in season 2, did David Tennant even show up to set?
That was David being "struck by lightning" in episode 1. The five fennec foxes did most of the rest of the actoring.
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Forgot who you were. Can you tell me?
Shit. I've forgotten too.
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Hi, Neil
Just quick reminder, in case you've forgotten: TV shows are supposed to save us from hurtful reality, and S2 had a genre hurt/no comfort.
I really hope S3, if it ever happens (or a book maybe?), will take away all no-s, and transform them into yes-s. I refuse to embrace cruel reality of the end of Ep6. I even wrote a fix-it on Ao3.
Your heartbroken, saddened, crying 😭 fan,
Lots of love and respect though, always,
Helen
I'm sorry. I thought that anyone who had seen Crowley and Aziraphale split up in the Bandstand and again on the Soho street, and the bookshop burn down and Aziraphale discorporate, in Season 1, had already experienced bad things happening to characters they love, especially at the end of act 2.
And no, I didn't ever think that I was only making comfort viewing. I was making thinking and feeling viewing too.
I love that it's making people write fix-it-fictions. That's always the best response to art: making your own.
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Hello Mr Gaiman. I’m not sure that you’ll answer this question but it least I can say that I’ve tried.
So I’ve been rewatching season 2 today and I noticed that there was no holy water during the battle in the bookshop. Aziraphale can’t make any water holy? Or is he too good to use it against demons?
Why would he have holy water in his bookshop? It could hurt Crowley.
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Hi Mr. Gaiman, how does it feel becoming public enemy nunber one in the good omens fandom ?
I didn't know I was. Most of the people I've heard from have been very happy about Season 2, and didn't mind feeling emotions. But if it's upset people badly enough to make me public enemy number one I suppose I could stop doing Good Omens and do something else instead.
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dear neil gaiman,
you have defined season two of good omens as quiet, gentle and romantic. if there is to be a third season, hopefully, how would you describe it?
Bigger, louder, final.
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neil babygirl how does aziraphale take his crepes
...orally?
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Good morning, dear sir. I don't want to be a bad omen (ha!), but considering how many successful series get cancelled recently... have you thought what's gonna happen if season 3 doesn't get made? Would you publish the plot as a book or maybe a radio play? Lots of love from Poland ❤️
I'll dynamite that bridge when we get there.
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EXTRA! EXTRA! Trailer Tomorrow, Fans Run Frantic With Excitement.
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Hello neil sir,
Ive just seen this image on twitter and i cant seem to fathom any possible context of this screenshot of you jumping in the air. Is this a real image of you? Were you jumping on a trampoline? If so, why were you being recorded?

I was.
Because I have daughters.
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Every time I see a bunch of posts from Neil Gaiman on my feed I think, "Neil... you're procrastinating writing again, aren't you"
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do you know the muffin man?
The muffin man?
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