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when will we invent a smarter and more efficient way of transporting personal items other than throwing them into a box trying to stack 50000 shapes and sizes

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why are Japanese game developers so hellbent to making addictive fun games just to ruin them with time based objectives, perversion and pedophilia

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Aaron Gordon is making me feel things rn

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seeing kawhi have otherworldly performances again feels so bitter sweet. I'm so pumped tho Im a little bit of a nuggets fan.

he's actually a cyborg. he moves with zero exaggeration, no extra, perfectly still and honestly quite stiff looking. but accurate with efficiency that feels like a guard sized Tim Duncan with ridiculous physical feats. Just without the consistency 💔🪦

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okay it was me who queefed on the pope 😭😭😭😭

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the rockets will win this year they only have to give Steven Adams a chainsaw

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they should rename the Utah Jazz Basketball team to the Futa Jizz Basketball team

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how much do I have to pay for someone to draw Elon musk having acid poured on him, skin entirely removed and beheaded in a single video?

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uhmmmmmmm so. maybe more girls would like basketball if it was basedball

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mj was probably the worst basketballer ever he sucks ass all his defense was stolen from his friends and he shoulda stayed baseballs

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women don't care if you're handsome or not, rich or poor, tall or short. they care if you're the struggling son trying to live up to their father's international music career only to end up drowning, just when it stopped to seem an impossible goal.

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if your establishment sets up a white only sign I am going to burn it down and kill everyone

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if LeBron James could summon explosive super aggressive bees the goat debate would be over

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I don't know how this is such a common response but saying "you didn't do anything" or "this won't change anything at all" to people trying to impact the world like being vegan or refusing to buy off certain brands, is part of the totalitarian nature of capitalism. You're a moron. You have no faith, no belief, no engine, no passion, no love. You will die not having done anything. And the only thing worse than that, is dying without an attempt.

We hate you and rich people tell you you're right.

You're a fucking worm digging through dirt, you're a fly covered in shit and a cum rag covered in my lady jizz. You're ass.

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these are the co coherent most 2 important things on htbrolsnrnt

PARAMORE AND THE OPPOSITE OF A CURVE

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me when im so sweet and beautiful