better-call-sarkaz

[better-call-sarkaz]

Data partition has been created for security measures.

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The answer to this query has been updated.

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Profile:

Operator Ptilopsis. Formerly a data maintenance specialist at the █████ company, she is now a member of the medical staff at ████ ████.

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Recovering from unexpected shutdown. Reverting to prior save state.

Operator Ptilopsis is a member of Dr. ██████ 's clinical team and assists with the treatment programs at ████ ████. She has made considerable accomplishments in the domain of healing Originium Arts and is experienced in medical data maintenance, routine medical program applications, multi-project medical behavior, and other related fields.

Current projects include ████████, ████████, and observation and analysis of an extraterrestrial phenomenon known as Tumblr.

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[better-call-sarkaz]

Try posting about ursus state secrets if the snow turns black you'll know you're on the right track

time sensitive question how leave kjerag enter nation that's not columbia fast go

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hi on an unrelated note does anyone need about a granarys worth of gmo rice. Not that I was planning on scalping it or anything

Hey, you know how Yan’s working on Originium-resistant crops? Well I heard they’ve outsourced the development to our favorite pharmamilitary organization. Up for some praedial larceny?

wait Yan is doing what

honestly I don't even care if Rhodes Island gets involved in that at this point, let them cook. as much as I hate the company a development like that is invaluable, they can have this win

if they jack the prices just because they're originium resistant though then by all means yoink them crops

[better-call-sarkaz]

Kjerag is probably the most infected friendly place you can find, that and Acahualla

I'd consider visiting Acahualla if it weren't for the fact that reunion probably has us down as either dead or deserters rn, gotta catch up with them eventually

[better-call-sarkaz]

ok so was someone gonna tell me how burdenbeasts are the most adorable things in all of Terran history or was I supposed to find that out myself by visiting Kjerag by pure freak accident

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Okay, I’ve gotta know: How do all you intend on settling that bet?

What, the Doctor's face? We just assume that they'll slip up and leave their mask off at some point, or someone crazy as hell like Lappland will take it off. A kind of unsaid rule is that nobody who bet is allowed to to actively try and take off their mask.

Beside, you'd suffer not only the wrath of Kal'tsit, but Amiya and a few of the other fans of the Doctor as well.

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Hey boss? I'm not judging your tactics or anything. But should i be concerned about that Sarkaz Lancer that's on the same lane as i am that's building up speed over there?

Not at all. Just focus on holding your own, you're doing a great job. Also, ignore any giggling that sounds like it might be coming from a certain pink-haired Kazimierzian knight.

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Note to people leading operations: telling everyone that we are “out of hope” before bringing me onto the team is probably not great for morale

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make sure to tell w she's poggers after her next job for yall she'll love it

I'm not sure why everyone seems so surprised when I know what "pogchamp" means. U-Official has been streaming out of my office for months - it's a little difficult to overhear hours of chatter weekly and not pick up on a few things.

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yall are getting medics?

People never appreciate finding out that the only medic on their operation is a reserve operator without a medical degree. Oh please, like you have an 8 year degree in shooting a crossbow. Just calm down so I can make sure I don’t miss your veins again and you’ll be fine

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I'm just finishing up my shift and listening to our comm lines when i hear Caster call Raidian mommy

yknow, live on mic, in our RO comm line, where Raidian is the comm expert and can hear the entire thing.

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wait until you hear the victorian duke

I'm just finishing up my shift and listening to our comm lines when i hear Caster call Raidian mommy

yknow, live on mic, in our RO comm line, where Raidian is the comm expert and can hear the entire thing.

[better-call-sarkaz]

see 1/1 doctors agree rocks are a part of a balanced breakfast

Each time I tune in to Rhodes Island's wavelength, there's nothing but nonsensical statements out of it. "Sanity pots"? "Rock farm"? "Make use of crumbling pillars in the area"? What do any of these mean?

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don't think of this as being the target of a global mercenary company

think of this as an opportunity to steal as many oripathy inhibitors as possible

How goes the jaunt through Victoria? You seem like you've had a bit of a rough go of it. -Doctor (@cogitxtio)

well besides the constant sidelong glances implying opposition and occasional actual threat, it is kinda nice but only because of the novelty of being somewhere you've never been before and that novelty is wearing off fast

that and we still have no freaking clue how we're gonna get supplies because it's pretty obvious that almost nobody is gonna just give us stuff

current plan involves looking for a "witch forest" whatever that is but I'm not very hopeful

[better-call-sarkaz]

check out county hillock if you have the time i heard they have a bunch of bright glowing red :)

alright, been in Victoria for a few days, gotta say: would a bit more color have hurt? everything is brown and grey and beige, maybe a faded red if you're lucky.

should've taken up that one wraiths offer to teach me graffiti way back, this place needs some art bad

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to whomever stole that siracusa job frome by claiming you were 7% lich: I hope you find out about this right before you get stabbed to death

shoutout to the sanguinarch who got his ass kicked by three devils and a bunny thereby disproving the blood purity nonsense he's been pushing for decades

rest in piss you dumb fuck

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shoutout to the sanguinarch who got his ass kicked by three devils and a bunny thereby disproving the blood purity nonsense he's been pushing for decades

rest in piss you dumb fuck