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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

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ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

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i love the specification of "alive" in the people magazine "sexiest man alive" award. clearly they're worried about ötzi the iceman sweeping the competition. as they should be.

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stormi 𓂃⋆.˚

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THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD

Storm #5 comes out tomorrow. 19/Feb/2025

This is a promo piece to celebrate our journey to becoming the longest-running STORM solo comic series. A huge thanks to Marvel editorial, Murewa and the creative team, retailers, the press, fans, and everyone for the support. 🖤

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I was watching a video on YouTube and a guy dropped "oh yeah the devs are also from eastern europe so they have to deal with living in a country so depressing it was inspiration for video game dystopias" and I was like... you do know that eastern Europe is not a horrible unliveable pit of sorrows and that the people who live there aren't just fighting in the streets for breadcrumbs and to survive, people just LIVE there, but then I remembered. The mind of an american cannot comprehend outside world and people who speak other language as anything else than unwashed savages

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I was watching a video on YouTube and a guy dropped "oh yeah the devs are also from eastern europe so they have to deal with living in a country so depressing it was inspiration for video game dystopias" and I was like... you do know that eastern Europe is not a horrible unliveable pit of sorrows and that the people who live there aren't just fighting in the streets for breadcrumbs and to survive, people just LIVE there, but then I remembered. The mind of an american cannot comprehend outside world and people who speak other language as anything else than unwashed savages

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This made me bust out laughing

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"came back wrong" but it's more explicitly + intentionally about medical and/or caregiver abuse

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im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content

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In 2012, NASA moved the space shuttle Endeavour through the streets of Los Angeles to the California Science Center.

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conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 5

Dick: ok i think that's our guy. you ready to- *pause* Hood.

Jason: *distracted questioning hum*

Dick: who are you texting right now? we're supposed to be working.

Jason: yeah, yeah- i'm paying attention, i am, it's just the demon brat.

Dick: wait- you're texting Damian?!

Jason, casual: yeah, he's still pissed that Bruce's made him go on that overnight fieldtrip. been complaining to me all day about it.

Dick: *incredulous noise* i text him once to ask how it was going and he told me if i kept 'hovering' he'd block my number! how come you can text him all day and i get banned instantly?!

Jason: because i'm the fun brother?

Dick: you are not the-

*distant ping* *a snort*

Dick: -wait what'd he say?

Jason: uh, 'this is fucking stupid, i should have stayed in the desert'. hold on, let me voice message him back a sec and then we can go jump our target.

Jason: *throat clear* you should just shoot up the school, it would solve all your problems instantly.

Dick: JASON JESUS CHRIST-

Jason: don't fuckin' yell in my ear! and don't yell my goddamn identity, what's your problem?!

Dick: you can't say that shit to him!

Jason: see this is why i'm the fun brother. Damian'l find that funny, you guys are all just cowards.

*distant ping*

Jason: see? 'lmfao'. i'm his favourite.

Dick: you both scare me so much.

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