better-than-a-priest
better-than-a-priest
John Constantine
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better-than-a-priest · 1 month ago
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if that changes I shall come.
I stole a jacket from a corpse am I going to be cursed now
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better-than-a-priest · 1 month ago
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The dead do not enjoy being stolen from, sorry love. But I could help you if you are haunted.
I stole a jacket from a corpse am I going to be cursed now
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better-than-a-priest · 1 month ago
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you're going to be haunted
I stole a jacket from a corpse am I going to be cursed now
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better-than-a-priest · 3 months ago
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I can get rid of it if you need.
Do not tell @brucewayne-offic but I'm giving you a unicorn! Take her and have fun
Take it back. He said they cause death, i don't want it.
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better-than-a-priest · 4 months ago
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Mate, did your fancy robots send ya here?
So Bruce Wayne basically just copied me, huh? Lame. Least he doesn't have a well-known superhero persona tied to his name 😎
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better-than-a-priest · 4 months ago
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Did you also have a mansion with butlers? Bruce has butlers.
So Bruce Wayne basically just copied me, huh? Lame. Least he doesn't have a well-known superhero persona tied to his name 😎
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better-than-a-priest · 4 months ago
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there's a vampire I've located. Also a few ghost sightings. I will help if you need it
So.
If I wanted to actually fight ghosts, what do I need to do?
@the-ghost-maker
depends on the kind of ghosts. If they are particularly angry you could outright fist fight them. Wouldn't get rid of them but if you just wanted a fight find someone mad
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better-than-a-priest · 4 months ago
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Ive never been given that much- I'll take you wherever has the most supernatural activity at the moment. Cheers.
So.
If I wanted to actually fight ghosts, what do I need to do?
@the-ghost-maker
depends on the kind of ghosts. If they are particularly angry you could outright fist fight them. Wouldn't get rid of them but if you just wanted a fight find someone mad
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better-than-a-priest · 4 months ago
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I can see where this conversation is going, cut the head off a vampire, bash a zombies brains in, you should call me for demon possessions, don't talk to fae.
If you want help finding a supernatural creature to kill I can also help with that. For a fee mate..
So.
If I wanted to actually fight ghosts, what do I need to do?
@the-ghost-maker
depends on the kind of ghosts. If they are particularly angry you could outright fist fight them. Wouldn't get rid of them but if you just wanted a fight find someone mad
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better-than-a-priest · 4 months ago
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Cover your swords in salt. Salt gets rid of em.
So.
If I wanted to actually fight ghosts, what do I need to do?
@the-ghost-maker
depends on the kind of ghosts. If they are particularly angry you could outright fist fight them. Wouldn't get rid of them but if you just wanted a fight find someone mad
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better-than-a-priest · 4 months ago
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So.
If I wanted to actually fight ghosts, what do I need to do?
@the-ghost-maker
depends on the kind of ghosts. If they are particularly angry you could outright fist fight them. Wouldn't get rid of them but if you just wanted a fight find someone mad
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better-than-a-priest · 4 months ago
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If I bribe you with smoke blends can we talk magic?
@TheWyrdWeaver
Okay. The more you bring the longer we can talk luv.
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better-than-a-priest · 4 months ago
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The riddler.
Another John huh? ...How's life treating'ya mate?.. @john-constantine-in-spirit
Not too bad. I came to gotham to get away from England and it's.. Not as shitty as I thought it would be.
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better-than-a-priest · 4 months ago
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Free mead? Don't mind if I do.
Anyone want to sample some mead for free? I'm experimenting with a new batch.
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better-than-a-priest · 4 months ago
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No. Bruce doesn't seem to date, plus I have my eyes on someone else.
Bugs? Got it.
Another John huh? ...How's life treating'ya mate?.. @john-constantine-in-spirit
Not too bad. I came to gotham to get away from England and it's.. Not as shitty as I thought it would be.
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better-than-a-priest · 4 months ago
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Ive been getting pissed at wayne manor, the manor isn't full of as many ghosts as I thought. It feels as if gotham is repelling the supernatural.
If so, I'm next.
Another John huh? ...How's life treating'ya mate?.. @john-constantine-in-spirit
Not too bad. I came to gotham to get away from England and it's.. Not as shitty as I thought it would be.
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better-than-a-priest · 4 months ago
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I will mentor you. For a short while..
Threatening to curse people is funny but actually hexing them feels better. I will hex exs if hired.
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