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Werewolf transformation, but with Jackalope’s instead. Inspired by the Shope papilloma virus in bunnies, it’s theorized to be the source of myths about the Jackalope.

It causes horn-like tumors to form, which can bear a resemblance to antlers.

It’s darn tootin’ creepy, so don’t google the virus if you’re squeamish👀

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jevil and spamton. 😶🧃🧍‍♂️👎

Who let these assholes in here!?

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my favorite specific brand of tumblr posts are the ones about touching the stove

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I love and respect rpfers but nothing is more fucked up than learning against your will that Pearl is not her real name

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surprise mel mellohiizz sunshield in 2025 ii miss them badly

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theres so much happening here

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fumbled.....

(she knew what is was for she was just baiting them)

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Doomed love between late Summer and Autumn (the rot must consume)

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As a general rule of fantasy and sci-fi naming, the closer to the back half of the alphabet the average letter in their name is, the eviller they are. A name that doesn't contain any consonants north of R is poison frog colouration. If it uses Y as a vowel in a non-terminal position you're basically fucked.

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Bloody hands (repost)

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as a rekrap2 only viewer i've only heard tales of their (clown and branzy) legendary homosexual activity but holy shit they Really Are just Like That huh. Why did he say this

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THEY DID IT

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if my liege lord looks at another soldier vassal in fellowship I'm going to *remembers suicide is an affront against the almighty* take a common grain rat as a wife

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i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

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My boyfriend likes to text me via Siri while driving

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Rejoicin is Rejoicsum