bewitchedandbefuddled
bewitchedandbefuddled
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bewitchedandbefuddled ¡ 9 months ago
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He’s such a diva I love him
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bewitchedandbefuddled ¡ 2 years ago
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Confession: I want to sit in Astarion's lap and keep his cock nice and warm for him, while he sits there reading his books, feeding from me whenever he gets hungry and thrusting every now then to keep us both on edge.
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bewitchedandbefuddled ¡ 2 years ago
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Confession: I would love to be the filling in an Astarion and Halsin sandwich. Squeezed in between those 2 sexy af elves, letting them pound the soul out of me from both holes. Halsin whispering sweetness into my ear, praising how well I'm taking them, while Astarion grunts and bites down on my neck.
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bewitchedandbefuddled ¡ 2 years ago
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Confession: I need to be absolutely filled and throughly f*cked by Astarion, He Who was, and Karniss. I’ve had a fantasy play over and over in my head that I was being overstimulated and f*cked stupid by this trio and it’s kept me up at night since I stg.
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bewitchedandbefuddled ¡ 2 years ago
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Confession: I want astarion to fuck me so hard I pass out.
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bewitchedandbefuddled ¡ 2 years ago
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🖤🪦 You Vile Sadist 🖤💀
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(Author Notes: Okayyyyy taking one for the team, I have never written anything on tumblr let alone at this capacity, I just usually read and repost, I did attempt to find any errors I made along the way as well, we tried. This is gonna be new for me but I truly truly hope you enjoy it and maybe want to see more writing from me? Maybe? 😅, despite what I’m writing I’m emotional please be nice, I’m fragile 😭)
🔴 DO NOT READ IF YOURE NOT 18+ 🔴
Pairing: He Who Was X Fem!Tav
Summary: (please I know why y’all are reading this smh) anyway, during your adventures you meet he who was, he may not have a heart, but he has other things in mind.
Word count: 3,027
TW: Nsfw, smut smut smut!, 18+, language, rough sex, p in v, all the typical warnings you’d expect with this content.
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Your journey within the shadowlands was far from uneventful, everything seemed semi calm for now. Well that was until you wandered a little too far without your companions. Silly thing to do but exploring got the better of you and you did have your own moonlantern to ward off anything that walked amongst the darkness. As you wandered the winding trail it quickly began to end, you realized now you weren’t alone, an elf talking amongst the dead. “Where lies your guilt?” The males voice velvety and rich spoke to the corpse under his spell. “The…waning moon” was all you got to hear of the corpse before the elf’s focus broke. He seemed to not fear your presence rather impressed you wandered alone. “There’s not many people in the darkness like this” you told the elf, he raised a brow and crossed his arms, a smirk had subtly crept at the corner of his lip. “I am not people, though many would see it wise not to approach people in the darkness, especially alone…and vulnerable” his voice sounded intrigued that you were all alone, he looked to see if anyone was lurking behind you. “It’s just me, I umm, lost my way a bit.” He studied you for a moment “did you have…companions?” His voiced soothed your anxiousness each time he spoke. “Perhaps I did…why?” You asked him, he took a step closer to you “did they survive the journey?”
He questioned but had a smirk that was less timid this time on his face. “They did, we sort of just…got separated headed back to an inn.” You explained to the elf. “I see.” He replied and his white raven cawed, you had the gift of speaking to animals and hearing their thoughts ‘perhaps we get her assistance, let her be their voice’ the little raven suggested to its master. He liked the idea “perhaps, while you’re here. I could convince you to assist us. The murdered lie silent, the raven asked you to be their voice?” You thought about it for a moment, as the seconds felt like minutes the way he stared at you, it was almost like he was mentally hunting you seeing if you’d show any sign of fear around him. You wouldn’t let him get the upper hand so easily now would you? He took the time to explain why this was necessary, why he needed the extra hand in this situation. You seemed confused. “But she’s already dead, what more is there?” You asked him, he chuckled a bit. The way he laughed was almost unsettling, he stepped closer to you. “See that’s where you’re wrong” He paused as he placed a hand on your face and gently ran his thumb over your lip “death is not the end…merely a new beginning” he smirked as he towered over you.
His presence was quite dominating, everything from the tattoos around his eyes and how dark his eyes were naturally, his alabaster complexion, the way his abs were on display, you saw every scar and scratch bestowed on his frame. “Are you willing to assist in this? All I need if for you, seek a record of this one’s crimes written in her own hand. Through it I can summon her spirit and force her to face trial for these crimes” he grazed your lips one more time with his thumb, removing his hand awaiting your response. “That is…powerful magic.” You said honestly still trying to get out of the erotic haze your mind was drifting into. He smirked “not for one such as I. Your soul sparks with justice, with fortitude. This is your chance to be a judge and bring Justice…avenge her victims even.” He snaked an arm around your waist pulling you closer to him “will you take it?” Your heart raced, the way he looked at you it’s almost like his most recent question has a double meaning. “Will you insure I return safe to my companions?” You asked trying to read his intentions. “Safe and Sound, you have my word” he smirked and focused on you, his eyes traveled your body, the one hand that was snaked around your waist slowly rubbed up and down your side. “Perhaps you could assist me in another task, once travel is not required.” His velvety voice almost sounded twice as seductive to you than before. “What could you possibly need assistance in?” You asked almost having a sarcastic tone, this seemed to not be the tone to have with him, in one quick motion he picked you up, your legs instinctively wrap around him and you hold onto him as pinned you against a tree. Your eyes widen from the unexpected motion.
“Indulge me, for a few. I’ll return you to your companions…once I have my needs satisfied” he smirked, his face mere inches from yours. You were debating if you should indulge this elf as your heart began to race “allow yourself to let go my pet, I’ll take control” his smirk cold and you felt his body press firmer against yours. His lips graze against yours at first asking to kiss you, you hesitated too long for his liking. His lips forcefully placed onto yours his fingers already digging into you hips, he was going to claim you as his. Your lips followed his lead, dominantly he shoved tongue in your mouth. You were hardly able to catch a breath as he was already starting to have his way with you, he supported your weight enough where your hands began to explore his frame. Not once did you feel he was going to drop you since you were so firmly pinned against the tree. He pulls his lips away and you gasp for air “already breathless? We are just getting started pet” He chuckled and carried you over to where he set a camp up, still out in the open he only had a bed roll laid out by a crackling fire. He knelt down and set you on the bed roll “strip.” His voice firm before standing back up to watch you from such a towering height. You slowly removed your armor, every move you made was just an erotic display for him.
He removed his very worn leather vest as he watched you, once you were fully stripped and on display for his viewing pleasure, he smirked and studied every inch of your body “Mmm, delectable” he said, you got on your knees and he took a step closer with mischievous look on his face. You didn’t have to be told your next steps. You began to work on freeing his hard cock that was aching to come out of his pants, and it visually was just as intimidating as he was. Now his focus was all on you. You caught he was waiting in what seemed like anticipation from how his breathing changed, you looked up at him with your sweet eyes with his cock in hand, his lips curled into a cheshire grin as he looked down at you. You lips placed on the tip of his cock before taking him in your mouth, he let out a groan of pleasure. “Mmmm good girl” he tangled a hand in your hair and it wasn’t long before his hand just resting on your head was more like he had a fist full of hair and was shoving his well endowed cock down your throat. You kept your eyes on him, you felt your throat getting fucked as you held onto his hips for stability, you had a mix of saliva and precum falling from the corners of your lips onto your bare chest, the sound of him hitting your gag reflex seemed to only encourage him more.
You heard his heavy pants and groans, your nails eventually scratch him from his hips down to his thighs causing him to still as he shoved his cock fully down your throat, you felt yourself choking, Once you gagged on his cock he pulled out, your throat was abused, you were already a mess, he chuckled “lay back” he demanded and as you laid back he pushed your legs apart and his fingers felt your wet folds causing a whimper to leave your lips “aren’t you a needy one” he plunged two fingers into your aching pussy and you felt your toes curl as a moan escaped your mouth, you had a deep ache building in you and his fingers were a temporary fix for you. “You’re just so good for me” he chuckled and shifted himself where his face was buried between your legs and already attacking your clit with his tongue, his fingers explored the inside you as he listened to your moans. “Ah~!” Your body jolted a bit and gasped as he found your sweet spot, he chuckled in a satisfactory tone, that spot seemed to be all he wanted to find now that he did, you were his. His tongue was expertly at work as his fingers focused on hitting that sweet spot, it sent small but powerful twitches at your thighs and sometimes your body fully convulsed as he worked away at you, your fingers tangling in his hair and gripping it harder as he hit certain spots inside of you, as he continued you felt your first orgasm coming, he was listening to your body and just before you were at your peak he stopped. You seemed surprised, you looked at him.
He lifted his head from your thighs “you’re delicious.” He stated, you were still confused “w-why did….” Just before you could continue speaking, He smirked darkly before his face went back between your and attacked your clit with his mouth hungrier than before, his fingers back inside you they were faster, more urgent. Your back arched and your fingers tugged on his hair as your moans were louder more desperate. “Right there, oh gods right there!” You begged. He focused right where you asked him. Your legs began to tremble, you were back where he was before he stopped you right at your orgasm. He was chasing it this time, and he wasn’t going to be satisfied until it happened. Seconds after it hit you like a tidal wave, your body shook and trembled. You felt your thighs starting to close in on his head but he kept your legs spread. He didn’t stop, he was still going, your body didn’t know how handle it. You could’ve sworn you saw stars as your orgasms ripped through your body, your body twitched and writhed under him as he overstimulated you.
“Please! Ah~! It’s too much!” You begged trying to get him to stop, you earned a chuckled from him as you felt tears brim at your eyes from the overwhelming pleasure…then it happened, your body hit a euphoric state something you rarely felt. He stopped, his fingers coating in your juices, his chest glistening from a bit of sweat but mostly your orgasms. He rolled you over, you were in no condition to move yourself. You were still trying to refocus, your face was against the pillow of his bedroll he pulled your hips up and slapped your ass causing you to yelp. He didn’t say anything before he pushed his cock into you overstimulated pussy and you gasp as he slowly pulls you back by your hips onto him, the moan that left your lips was poetic, he wrapped his hand around your body and leaned you up to him, you felt his cock hit right at your cervix as he angled you up to him, one hand held your waist and the other held your pretty neck he whispered in your ear “you’re mine, no matter if you have another lover, no matter if you’re not in this realm. You will always remember this, you will remember me, I own your body now. Is that clear?” He had a low growl in his voice “yes…” you said. “Ah ah. Yes what?” He asked you sharply. “Yes sir. My body belongs to you. Always.” You said still with a soft gasp trying to catch up with your own bodies desires. Your mind was hazy, your body craved more, but you felt exhausted. “Good” he growled in your ear and you felt his cock throb inside you. “You’re just a hole to be filled by me” he gripped your neck tighter “I will hunt you down in every part of faerûn just to ruin you again.” He chuckled, his tone mischievous and dominating.
Your body felt weak from his firm hands all over you. He guided you back down so your ass was up in the air as he began to fuck you. His pace was slow, intimate, and deep. You felt every inch of his cock fill you, it was quite easy for him to bottom out in you. His body hovering over you as his hips did most of the work. You felt his breath against your neck as your eyes rolled back a bit from feeling every inch of him inside you “you’re absolutely delectable” he smirked and kissed your shoulder blade. He grabbed your hair harshly and use it to pull you up a bit, your hands stabilizing you as you were placed on all fours again. His thrusts began to intensify, his pace was faster and forceful. The moans that left your lips were intoxicating to him, fueled the intensity of his thrusts as he was fucking you at a rather intense pace, a fistful of your hair in one hand and his other hand on your hip with his fingers digging into your flesh. Your body was his, your mind was a melted blur, even if you could form coherent sentences it wouldn’t be successful. The way his cock felt inside you was euphoric, filling you and stretching you just enough that you’d remember how each thrust felt. “You’re such a good little whore. Taking ever my inch of me, you’re all mine, all mine” he leaned forward and growled in your ear , he let go of your hair as it all fell down and matted to your sweat covered face. Both of his hands gripping your hips harshly, his thrusts became animalistic. You’re panted hard “ah! fuck..oh my god…” you rambled few more things through your moans. “You feel so good!” You cry out, your grasped the bed roll under you as your moans were all you could hear.
Urgently yet unexpectedly, He had flipped onto your back, you were taken by surprise, your widened and locked with his. His thrusts returned to be aggressive and dominant, making eye contact with him like this was made you feel like you were fucking a demon. He pulled you close, your face buried in his neck as you moaned. Your flesh was one for how close you both were, it was ritualistic, he held you close as he kept pounding into your overstimulated pussy. Your body trembled, you dragged your nails down his back clawing at him as you got closer to your final orgasm. Your body was making him work for it, he liked the chase, and you were rather impressed by his stamina to keep up with your own desires. Both of you heavily panting, his thrusts growing rather sloppy and not as controlled. He was getting close to his own orgasm, yours wasn’t far away “please” beg weakly. “Please make me cum again, please, please please” you were at the point where your body was so weak from its own pleasures that anything at this point could send you over the edge. He pounded into your pussy, the lewd sounds between skin smacking against skin and heavy pants and moans it was too much for you both to bare any longer.
“YES! Yes! Ah! Yes! Fuck! Thank you!” You cried in blissful agony, your legs trembled, your body convulsed and twitched as that final euphoric orgasm ripped through your body, he held you tight as you heard his own moans escaping as he finished inside you holding you tightly in his arms. He began catching his breath and looked at you once gently removing you from his tight constricting hold. He chuckled a bit “you..” he began and caught his breath, “you are quite the lover.” He smirked and kissed your lips harshly, you looked at him “I could say the same as you..I can’t say I’ve…felt like the way I do now. I feel…” you couldn’t come up with the words. He chuckled again and hushed you “easy now, don’t need you hurting yourself from thinking too much” he gave you some space to sit up, he saw the dazed look in your eye like you were off in a different world from what your body was just put through. An erotic stress test. He aided you in getting cleaned up and dressed after he was dressed himself “now. Let me get you back to safety and you find me the ledger. I can say I don’t wish to part with you, but my mission still remains.” He said as he guided you up, your legs wobbly, they felt like gelatin. Your core felt tingly and numb from how rough he was, walking was hard as he guided you back to the inn. You had got back to the inn, his figure was farther away than you wished to see, you were going to see him again, but…you were more than intrigued by him.
Once back at last light inn you walked in, your mind still in a daze. “DARLING THERE YOU ARE!” Astarion rushed to you and hugged you tight, “we were all worried about you! How did we lose you? How did you get back? Nevermind, you’re here now, you look positively exhausted let’s get you taken care of. Perhaps later you and I can I enjoy one another” he smirked and winked. You sighed happily “Im glad to be back, I did however run into someone…”
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bewitchedandbefuddled ¡ 2 years ago
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Hi, hello, excuse me, the ones who are gifted with the talent of writing and because Larian Studios won’t let me sleep with he who was. PLEASE I BEG, SOMEONE WRITE A HE WHO WAS SMUT, THAT ELF MAKES ME FERAL
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bewitchedandbefuddled ¡ 2 years ago
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He Who Was 𓄿
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bewitchedandbefuddled ¡ 2 years ago
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Soooo i did a long play through of some bg3, I bit off a gel x nail for how flustered I got, send help lmao (before anyone asks, yes I’m romancing Astarion)
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bewitchedandbefuddled ¡ 2 years ago
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Larian - So we have this slutty white haired man...
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bewitchedandbefuddled ¡ 2 years ago
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Late Night Desires PART 2! ✨💗🌙
Astarion x Fem!Chubby!Reader x Halsin
(Reader is AFAB and is referred to with she/her pronouns and terms like "good girl". )
AN: Thank you all SO much for all the wonderful comments and likes on part 1! And a super-duper big thank you to everyone that voted in the poll! 😁 Don't worry, I intend on writing more for these dudes, so if your favourite poll option didn't win, look lout for it in a future fic! I hope part 2 is to your likings! This is super-horny, super-filthy, and super-delicious... Just like our favourite bloodsucking twink and bear daddy~ Enjoy!
Lying back on the soft grass, you bit your lip as you watched the two men above you appreciate each other's bodies with their hands, lips locked in a passionate kiss. Astarion’s soft, pale hands exploring the swells of Halsin’s muscles, and Halsin's huge hands sliding down the slender curve of Astarion's waist. 
You were still feeling the gentle waves of residual pleasure wash over you from your previous orgasm, sweat cooling on your skin in the midnight air, but you could feel yourself getting excited again watching the two men. You dropped a hand between your thick thighs and whimpered as you brushed your oversensitive pussy, soft and wet and relaxed from Halsin's expert fingering. Your noise alerted the two elves and they parted from their kiss, looking down at you.
“Poor little thing,” Astarion cooed with sarcastic pity, “needing more already, are you?”
You trailed your gaze down Halsin’s body, over his broad chest, down his stomach that was mouthwatering layers of muscle and fat, down the hair-dusted treasure trail where it disappeared into his leather leggings which looked to be on the verge of bursting at the seams thanks to the very obvious erection the druid was sporting.
“I am, but I’m not the only one,” you said with a smile and extended your leg, using it to brush over Halsin’s covered cock. The druid let out a quiet groan at the treatment and you made your desire known, “I… I want to take both of you, with my mouth, and with my…”
“A wonderful idea,” Halsin praised and leaned over you, dragging the pad of his thumb over your soft lips, “I'd love a chance to feel your sweet mouth, little one.”
With his considerable strength, Halsin helped you flip over onto your stomach, letting out a pleased rumble at the view, “What a treat… So supple and round,” he remarked, moving to your front, “like a decadent dessert for us.”
“Isn’t she the sweetest?” Astarion purred and took a handful of your thick ass, fingernails sinking into your soft skin and making you whimper at the light, pleasurable pain, “Mm… she’s still leaking back here.” You whimpered as Astarion’s hand came down to cup your pussy. You gasped harshly as he laid a firm smack over it, making blood rush to your face in embarrassment at the feeling and the lewd, wet noise it made alongside Astarion’s accompanying laughter.
Halsin took your face in his hand and made you look up at him. He smiled at your docile, doe-eyed expression, “Are you ready?” You nodded and you could see his eyes darken with lust, “Do you think you can be a good girl and take all of me?” Again, you nodded, more eagerly this time, the praise tickling your brain and making you squish your thighs together. You licked your lips and smiled up at Halsin.
“Such a needy thing, isn’t she?” Astarion teased, and you could hear him stroking himself again, getting himself hard again, “I’m glad you decided to join us, Halsin, perhaps together, we’ll finally be able to satisfy her.”
You rolled your eyes playfully and looked over your shoulder at your vampiric lover, “Oh, right, I’m the insatiable one…” you teased right back and Halsin laughed heartily.
“I have a good feeling we’ll all end the night satisfied, little one, now please look back this way,” he gently guided your face back towards him, and your eyes widened as you saw he had lowered his leggings, letting his manhood free from its leather confines at last, “Do you like what you see?”
You moaned at the sight and could hear Astarion groan from behind you as well. It was at least nine inches of thick, hard cock, with a soft bush of hair at the base and two heavy-looking balls that seemed to be sloshing with potent seed. You felt your mouth water and you swallowed the drool accumulating in your mouth before you boldly leaned forward and kissed it, feeling the thick vein along the bottom throb at the affection. Halsin’s hand cradled your cheek as though you were made of glass, “I will try to be gentle, but you are making it quite difficult to hold back…” he warned and lined his cock up with your pretty, pouty lips.
You could feel your arousal growing once more as you slowly took Halsin’s length into your mouth. You felt the bulbous head slide past your tongue, his foreskin sliding past your lips. You moaned around his length at the musky, masculine smell coming from his loins, and you felt a dribble of your slick slide down your inner thighs.
“Very good, darling,” Astarion praised softly and you moaned around Halsin’s cock as you felt Astarion line up his own sizable cock with your drooling pussy, “now get ready,” he quickly slammed home, his narrow hips colliding with your cushy ass with a loud smack, and you cried out around Halsin’s thick length. You heard Astarion shudder out a moan behind you, “So fucking hot and wet, you’re simply divine, darling…”
You felt your mind grow fuzzy, thoughts turning into pleads for ‘more, harder, faster!’ Halsin’s slow, careful drag of his cock over your tongue to bump against the back of your throat contrasted Astarion’s greedy, fast slams into your cunt, your body jiggling with the movement.
“Such a perfect girl,” Halsin sighed as you worked your tongue along his frenulum, “taking the both of us so well~”
Astarion’s hands sank into the plush fat of your waist, holding you steady as his hips drilled into you, “Nnh, yes, such a perfect little pet, with such a delicious body… tell us who this body belongs to, darling~” he purred.
Halsin withdrew his cock long enough for you to gasp in a breath and cry out “You! It belongs to you! Astarionnnh~Hah-Halsin!!” Your eyes rolled back as Halsin stuffed your mouth once more, this time sliding all the way into your throat, his huge hands holding your jaw as you did your best not to gag on the huge cock. You could taste his salty precum smearing on your tongue. Delicious.
“You’re so good… so good,” Halsin growled, giving himself over to his pleasure, “Gods, I’m close…”
You moaned around him, eager to get a taste of his cum, when Astarion thrust inside you as deep as he could go, grinding, /grinding/ against your sweet spot and making you whine around the length stuffing your throat. Astarion landed a hard smack on your ass and you whimpered, hearing him grunt.
“Do you want to switch? You did want to breed her, after all.” he teased breathily.
Halsin nodded tightly and you felt your jaw go slack as he withdrew his cock. You saw it, dripping with your saliva and his delicious precum, twitching hard. You whined as Astarion pulled out of you slowly and you felt his hand pet your back soothingly, “Don’t worry, love, you won’t be empty for long~”
The two men switched positions, you smiled seeing how creamy Astarion’s cock had become as he fucked you. Slick evidence of your arousal was glistening on his cock, making it shine in the moonlight. Astarion’s hand wove into your hair and you leaned forward, licking his cock from base to tip.
“Dirty girl,” he rasped with a grin, “tasting yourself on my cock?”
You hummed an affirmative, looking up into his beautiful red eyes as you continued cleaning him. You felt Halsin’s hands spread you open and your breathing hitched, feeling the druid’s cock prod the back of your thighs.
“She’s so wet,” he remarked, “are you ready for me?”
Astarion let you go long enough for you to look back at Halsin. You could see him stroking his cock, staring at your twitching pussy with an almost intoxicated look. 
“Yes, Halsin!” You panted, shaking your hips and making your ass jiggle for him, “I want you to fuck me, too!”
Astarion moaned and urged you on, “And then what, pet?”
You whimpered needily, wanting Halsin’s cock to stuff you full, “Y-your cum… I want you to cum inside me, Halsin, please!”
“Very good, darling,” Astarion praised and the both of you watched as Halsin’s face gained a look of absolute rapture as he sunk into you. You choked on a loud moan as you felt his massive manhood slip into your wet pussy, dragging along your juicy, twitching walls. You felt a droplet of drool leak out of your mouth.
“Silvanus preserve me,” Halsin groaned, long and loud, “you feel so good, so tight…” he hissed, stilling when he was only half-way in.
Astarion turned you back to face him, and he traced his thumb over your mouth, collecting the drop of drool you let slip on the pad of his thumb before he pushed it back in your mouth. He sneered down at you, but you could see the love in those crimson eyes, “/Messy/ girl, you’re already falling to pieces, aren’t you?” He pressed his leaking cockhead back to your lips, “Suck.”
With bleary eyes, you obeyed, moaning around Astarion’s cock as Halsin continued to press into you. You whined as the druid finally bottomed out; you felt his heavy balls pressing tightly to your oversensitive little clit, you felt his huge hands bracing himself on your squishy waist, but most distracting and pleasurable of all, you felt his flaring cockhead kiss your cervix, his girth pressing tightly against your walls! You flexed around him, begging Halsin to fuck you stupid while your mouth was occupied.
Soon you were rocked back and forth, the men settling on a pattern that rocked you back on the druid’s massive cock, then forwards so Astarion could fuck your throat. They made sure neither your mouth or pussy was empty at a time. You clutched the grass beneath you like a lifeline, you felt like you were losing your higher brain functions. Nothing else mattered in this beautiful moment other than the pleasure you felt, and the pleasure your lovers were taking from you, greedily fucking your sweet little holes like their lives depended on it.
You heard Halsin let out a deep groan and his hands migrated from your waist to your hanging belly, holding you tight, his own warm belly and chest pressing into your back as he took you in a more bestial position. The thought of Halsin losing control as he pounded you, losing his own grip on propriety and fucking you like a wild animal, made you scream around Astarion’s length and the vampire withdrew from you briefly and cupped your jaw as you whined long and loud, announcing your second orgasm of the night. Halsin fucked you through it, rasping and grunting filthy praise all the while.
“Perfect girl, cum on my cock, such a good girl. Surely you can do it again for me, yes?”
You nodded helplessly as you convulsed around his pistoning cock, drool freely dripping from your parted lips, “Uh huh!” you could only whine in reply.
With a long index finger and thumb, Astarion squished your chubby cheeks together, making you pout. You heard him click his tongue down at you, “What a greedy girl we have~ Already cumming again?” he used his other hand to guide his cock to your mouth, lightly slapping your cushiony lips with his angry red cockhead, “help me cum and we’ll see to that third orgasm you need.”
Haslin let out a breathy laugh from behind you, groping your soft ass as he slowed his pace, letting you recover a bit, “Third, fourth… however many she wishes!”
“You’re already spoiling her!” Astarion whined, but you could hear his smile, even when you closed your eyes to obediently take his cock back onto your tongue, “Though she does beg to be spoiled, doesn’t she? To be pampered and fucked full all day long. Thaaat’s a good pet~” he cooed to you as his fingers wound into your soft tresses.
With a nod from you, the two men resumed their steady pace. Astarion in, Halsin out. Halsin in, Astrarion out… The noises you three were making filled the air around you; your sweet, muffled whines mixed with Astarion’s low voice spitting vile taunts mixed with sincere, divine praise, and Halsin’s rough, almost animalistic growls and grunts as he became more and more desperate. The symphony of your voices was accompanied by the filthy, wet noises of Astarion fucking your sloppy mouth, and Halsin drilling your gushing, oversensitive pussy. You felt your breasts and stomach swinging under you with every movement, felt Halsin’s broad hips slapping your cushy ass with every deep thrust he gave, dragging his heavy cock along your sweet spot before it squeezed against your cervix. You felt his heavy balls kiss your hard little clit before he dropped a hand under you to circle it, making your eyes roll back. You wondered if you would cum again before the men did?
You didn’t have long to ponder that before you heard Astarion hiss out a strained warning, “Fuck, darling, I’m going to cum,” he pulled your hair back hard and you whined in pleasurable pain. You looked up blearily into Astarion’s gorgeous red eyes that were burning with intense lust, “I’m going to shoot straight down your throat, you will swallow every last drop,” he ordered, withdrawing for a moment so you could breathe, “then you’ll thank me for the meal. Understand?” he grinned sharply as you nodded, his smile nearing on crazed, and he licked his lips before plunging down your throat. 
Your eyes rolled back in your head, Halsin continuing to pound you while you felt Astarion release pump after pump of hot, bitter cum right down your throat. The vein on the underside of his manhood throbbed against your tongue. The vampire’s head rolled back and he let out a long, beautiful moan as he fed you. Halsin slowed down his pace for a moment, letting you swallow the thick fluid as AStarion withdrew his spent cock.
Good, obedient girl that you were, you smiled up at him hazily and licked your lips, “Thank you for the meal, Astarion~” you panted, showing him your empty mouth.
“Perfect pet,” Astarion praised and caressed your beautiful, soft face, catching his breath, “Now, let dear Halsin finish you off!” he nodded back at Halsin and you cried as the druid started up at a punishing pace.
You writhed beneath him, sweat dripping onto the grass under you as your toes curled in the night air. Both you and Halsin were beyond the point of words, just crying and moaning and grunting and screaming as pleasure overtook you. Halsin took greedy handfuls of your plush fat, using it as an anchor to pull you back on his cock, drilling deeper and deeper, hitting spots inside you never touched before. It was all too much! Too much! The feeling of that massive cock fucking you with intent to breed, Halsin’s strong arms holding you in place while Astarion’s hands now held you as if you were a delicate, priceless gem, the taste of Astarion’s cum at the back of your throat. You couldn’t hold back your voice, whiny and far-gone.
“Gonna cum gonna cum gonna cum- Halsin! HALSIIIN!” You screamed into the night as your body bent, thrashing as orgasm overtook you. Your vision went white as Halsin growled behind you.
“Gods, yes! Cum on this cock!” He railed you through it, body on top of yours, nearly pressing you into the dirt as you squirted around his cock, “take my seed, take all of my- oh fuck-!”
You felt yourself spasm in your lovers’ hold, cumming again, gentler, as you felt Halsin empty a torrent of hot, sticky cum into your womb. Halsin gasped for breath as he gave a few final thrusts, as if ensuring every drop of his seed was safely planted in you. He slowly pulled out and you whined at the sudden loss, and you held a hand over your well-used pussy to make sure nothing leaked out. 
Halsin laid back on the grass, and Astarion guided your boneless body to lay next to him. You immediately curled around Halsin, one of his strong arms wrapping protectively around your shoulders. Astarion joined his other side, also being pulled to cuddle on top of the druid.
You sighed blissfully. Your sweat had cooled in the night air, but you were warmed by the men near you, and you could tell the feeling was more than mutual. The moon and stars shone above you, providing light so you could see your lovers’ satisfied smiles. 
Astarion fluffed his hair, which had gotten more than a bit tousled during your fun, “Well, Halsin, I sincerely hope you enjoyed yourself as much as we did,” he propped his chin up on one of Halsin’s pecs and gave him a coy smile, “I would very much like to do this again~”
Haslin let out a quiet laugh and his chest rumbled with it, “If the both of you would be willing to have me again, I would love that.”
You nuzzled into Halsin’s neck and pressed a warm kiss to his sticky, sweat-lined skin, “Mmh~ I’d love that. There’s so much I’d love to try with you two.”
Astarion grinned and reached over, tasking your hand in his own, “Really, darling~? Do tell us, then. What could possibly be on your mind?” Halsin and Astarion looked down at you, curious with a faint spark of renewed lust.
You shook your head, “I’ll tell you next time,” you let out a yawn as fatigue creeped up on you, “but… don’t let me stop you two from fooling around if you’re not spent yet.” you added with a playful smile.
Halsin pinched your cheek and you giggled, “Naughty little thing,” he teased, but he cast a glance at Astarion, “Though… if you wanted, Astarion…?” he left the question hang.
Astarion huffed and hid his blushing face on the other side of Halsin’s neck, “And you call me insatiable!? I need my beauty rest!”
Halsin laughed and pulled you and Astarion closer, “Well then, beauties, why don’t we rest? We can regroup with the others in the morning.”
You and Astarion agreed, and snuggled up to the cuddly druid until the sun eventually bathed your bodies in it’s warm embrace. Though you had to admit, now you would prefer the embrace of your vampire and your druid any day.
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AN2: Oh!! Taglist! I'm gonna tag everyone who liked to the taglist post I made PLUS everyone who commented about part two on the first part lmao~
@bamblepee @nova-starion @rosaliemizzrym @cross-stitch-grandma @serendipitous-fernweh @winnieshitposts-blog @audreonne @missusbarnes-rogers @darkprincemara @iwannabealocalcryptid @flowerfoxsstuff @teramjna @huuvu @somewhereonliknow @exophelia @absinthe-adonis @aquarivsrot
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Late Night Desires 🌙❤️
Astarion x Fem!Chubby!Reader x Halsin
(Reader is AFAB and is referred to with she/her pronouns and terms like "good girl". )
AN: Pure self-indulgent smut because I have Feelings about Halsin's fingers. You ONOW these two would just adore spoiling a cute plus-size princess~ Enjoy!! (Psst! There's a surprise at the end!!)
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Your other party members have long-since fallen asleep, but in a secluded part of the surrounding woods, atop soft grass, you were giving your lover a midnight snack…
You hummed as Astarion’s lips pressed a gentle kiss to the column of your throat, the elf’s tongue darting out to catch the last few dribbles of your blood from the dainty puncture wounds on your neck. You sighed, the usual lightheadedness settling in and your lover pulled you to rest against his chest.
“Decadent as always, darling,” Astarion murmured softly, his arms cradling you close, “you're far too good to me.”
You hummed blissfully and let out a breathless laugh as those dexterous hands of his moved up the soft curves of your body, fondling your plush waist all the way up to your bosom, “Need anything else, my love?” You teased.
Astarion laughed in reply, “How did you guess?” Those hands set about undoing your shirt, flying flawlessly over the buttons and clasps, you watched him work with a smile. Lockpicking or lovemaking, Astarion was certainly masterful with his hands.
Your pale paramour must have noticed your gaze, as he smirked down at you as your shirt fell open.
“You want my fingers tonight, my lovely,” it was less of a question and more of him stating the obvious. Either way, you bit your lip and nodded, legs spreading almost subconsciously; your bloodlessness had rendered you docile and dumb - just the way Astarion liked it. Astarion grinned, bloodied fangs glinting in the moonlight that bathed the small grassy clearing you were in, “Such a good girl for me, already spreading your juicy thighs… lift your hips for me.” he commanded and you obeyed, him watching lecherously as he rolled your leggings down over the plump swell of your thighs.
Now fully bare to both the elements and your lover’s hungry gaze, you swallowed, excitement swirling in your heart and your loins. With your legs spread as they were, your arousal was on full display.
Astarion did away with his shirt as well, leaving his pale skin almost glowing in the moonlight. You saw his nostrils flare and his pupils dilated, “Oh, darling, do you know you smell absolutely divine when you’re like this, wet and desperate for me?” He spoke lowly, roughly, “I normally find your scent delectable, but like this?” He leaned down and kissed you, nearly growling against your lips, “I just want to devour you.”
You gasped as his fingers finally made contact with your core, easily sliding through your slick folds. You moaned and whimpered as Astarion played around your opening, circling your clit for a brief, bright moment before going back down to smear your slick around more. You opened your mouth, wanting to beg him to put those maddening fingers in you already, when a noise alerted you. You nearly missed it, quiet as it was, but both you and Astarion were perceptive enough to pick it up: a groan. Instantly, your heads turned to face the tree line, expecting an undead or a bandit.
What you didn't expect to see was a shirtless, seven-foot tall druid with his cock in one hand, the other clasped over his mouth, mortified.
You reflexively went to reach for your clothing to cover up, but you were stopped as Astarion finally plunged two fingers knuckle-deep into your pussy. You keened loudly and your head tipped back, feeling embarrassment war with your arousal at the needy sound you let out. You heard Halsin give another groan, muffled by his hand but still apparent, and you watched Astarion’s mouth widen into a grin. You moaned as he fluttered his fingers inside you, pressing upwards into the soft, spongy spot that made you whimper his name.
“Now, now, darling,” Astarion scolded you playfully and leaned back, putting your body on display for Halsin, “don't hold your voice back. Let our guest hear your pretty little screams.” he kept massaging that spot inside you and you gasped, writhing in the grass below your lover. You craned your neck over to look at Halsin, and you felt a jolt of arousal burn through your body at the sight of the normally calm druid bracing himself against a tree, mouth open and letting out ragged pants as he fisted his cock. His hazel eyes were darkened with lust and were focussed intently on where Astarion’s fingers were buried in your wet heat before they flicked up to lock with yours. Your lover kept up his pace, swirling his fingers inside you and prodding your sweet spot. He clicked his tongue, “This is fun enough, darling, but… what would you say to letting Halsin have a go at you?”
You couldn't answer, feeling yourself getting closer and closer to ecstasy. Astarion huffed and yanked his fingers out of you, making you whine.
“Please! Please…” you begged mindlessly.
Astarion lightly pinched your clit, “‘Please let Halsin come over here and fuck me with his massive fingers’?” He supplied for your sweet, speechless self, “I thought you'd never ask, darling.” You could barely hold back an excited smile.
Astarion curled one of his fingers towards Halsin, who put himself away (causing his leggings to strain over his bulge) and sheepishly approached the two of you.
“Forgive me for intruding,” Halsin spoke lowly, “I heard noise out here and wanted to make sure everything was alright.”
Astarion hummed and ran his hands over your spread thighs and soft stomach lovingly, “And once you deduced the source of the noise, you figured you would enjoy a free show?”
“It has… been a while,” Halsin admitted, kneeling next to Astarion and raking his eyes over your supple body, “May I touch you?”
You nodded and reached out to him, taking one of his large hands in your own, “Yes, I can’t lie, I’ve been wanting this for a while,” You guided Halsin’s hand to your chest, letting him feel your racing heart. You looked back at Astarion, who was watching Halsin’s hand slide down your chest with a filthy smile, “Both of you, touching me.”
Astarion laughed lightly and trailed his nails, sharp and ticklish, over your soft thighs, “Such a naughty girl we have, don't we, Halsin?”
“Quite,” Halsin rumbled, his large hands finding your breasts and he smiled at your moan, “What a wonderful body, so soft and sweet…”
“Isn’t she just?” Astarion cooed and helped maneuver you into a new position, leaning you back against his chest. His lithe arms wrapped around your body, “Her breasts, her stomach, these delicious thighs and her arse…” he listed, humming as he pressed a warm kiss to the nape of your neck. You could feel the hardness in his tight pants pressing against your cushiony rear, “they’re all exquisite. She makes me simply ravenous.”
At the praise and the two sets of hands exploring your body, you felt your arousal start to grow again. Halsin’s hands were huge, caressing your breasts gently and thumbing your nipples like a string instrument; you could tell he was holding back.
“You don’t have to be too gentle, Halsin,” you spoke, voice trembling as Astarion’s hands sank into your plush waist, holding you steady as he ground his covered cock against your ass, “You can touch anything you want, h-however you want.” Your breath was getting heavier, anticipation making you wet. Halsin seemed to sense it, his nostrils flaring as he took in your heavenly scent.
“So generous,” Astarion purred from behind you before nipping a fresh mark into your neck, a quick spot of cold amidst the warmth of their caresses, “Go ahead, Halsin, I want to see you ruin her.” The vampire’s voice was low and heated and you shivered in anticipation as Halsin's hands left your breasts to travel down your supple form.
“Your body is magnificent,” Halsin rumbled lowly, as if to himself as his hands felt up the soft swell of your belly, “like a Goddess of bounty and fertility…” he locked eyes with yours and you let out a soft moan at the sheer intensity behind his gaze.
Astarion purred and licked up the new blood he drew, “You want to breed her? I don't blame you, her body is practically begging for it,” his soft hands reached down and you felt heat rush to your face as he spread you open, parting the soft folds of slickened skin to show off your hard little clit and needy pussy to Halsin, “Open her up, she’s dripping for you.”
Halsin groaned at the sight of you and he bowed his head, almost in reverence. You could see a smile bloom on his face as his fingers played around your impossibly soft, pillow-like mound, fluffy with hair. It was ticklish and infuriating, it wasn’t enough.
“Please, Halsin,” you whimpered, squirming in Astarion’s hold before he bit you for your disobedience, “Ah! Halsin, your fingers…” you bit your lip and stilled yourself, hoping he would fill you up where you needed most.
“Start with two,” Astarion commanded and you could hear his smile, “she can handle it.”
Halsin nodded and you gasped in surprise as he leaned in to kiss you, full, slightly-chapped lips caressing your own tenderly. Your gasp turned into a loud moan as two of Halsin’s thick fingers slid into you. Astarion opened you up with two of his earlier, but Halsin’s were far thicker, they stretched your walls, eased by your natural lubrication, and you clenched around them needily. You whined into Halsin’s mouth as he gently started fucking his fingers in and out, slow and steady, making your hips grind down onto his hand. Halsin groaned and sucked on your tongue, spreading his fingers inside of you and making you moan.
“Silvanus preserve me, you’re hotter than a brushfire,” the druid panted, “and so tight and wet…”
“Isn’t she positively intoxicating?” Astarion shifted you so you were straddling Halsin’s lap. You instinctively wrapped your arms around Halsin and nuzzled into his neck. You heard the quick snaps of buttons being undone and you could tell Astarion was touching himself, watching his lover be pleased by another. The vampire groaned, “Give her another.”
Your eyes widened slightly, about to object as you were still getting used to two of those thick digits inside you, but all thoughts of stopping immediately left your mind as Halsin’s ring finger pushed into you and pressed firmly against your sweet spot.
“Oh, Gods!” You cried, voice high. Your eyes rolled back into your head as you were stretched further than you have been before. You could feel your pussy pulse around Halsin’s fingers and drool even more slick around them. It burned, but it was so good, “They’re so big…” you panted and put a hand on Halsin’s broad, hair-dusted chest.
“Is it too much?” Halsin asked, rubbing your back with his free hand soothingly. His fingers were still.
You shook your head, “No, it's good,” you looked up to him, all hazy eyes and warm cheeks, “Please, go on?”
Halsin smiled and took a deep, steadying breath, “As you wish.” He slowly withdrew his fingers until only the tips remained, and you whined at the loss before they slid back into you, making you moan again.
Slowly, he continued this steady rhythm, getting you ready, getting you wetter. You relaxed in his hold, taking in his scents of musk and cedarwood.
“Does that feel good, darling?” You heard Astarion purr from the side, “Oh, he’s treating you so well~”
At the praise, you felt the Druid's breathing hitch, and, gone as you were due to blood loss and lust, you picked up on Halsin’s apparent praise kink pretty quickly, “Yes~ Halsin, you feel so, so good!”
“You two will be the end of me,” Halsin chuckled and pushed you back to lay on the grass. His fingers curled upwards and pressed into your soft spot, making you cry out, “There we go, now we can both see you.” Halsin pressed one hand on your belly, appreciating the softness as he once again started moving his fingers.
This time there was no restraint, Halsin plunged his three thick digits in and out of you fast and deep, and you couldn't contain your noises. Sweet moans and whines as Halsin fucked you, stretching your cushy walls and using his palm to rub your clit on every inward thrust. Your head thrashed around, feeling yourself getting closer and closer to your peak. In and out, in and out, in and out…
“Fuck yes,” you heard Astarion moan, “Fucking give it to her, make her cum!”
Halsin was panting at this point, his other hand mindlessly groping every soft swell in your body; your jiggling tummy, your bouncing tits, your pillowy mound, everywhere. His arm was like a piston, filling you up and hammering you until, finally-
You screamed, back arching, body shuddering, clenching and squirting around Halsin’s fingers. Your hands fisted in the grass under you, toes curling. Your mind went blank as pleasure overtook you, feeling nothing but Halsin’s warm arms holding you steady.
“Shit!” You heard Astarion grunt, and you knew he had come as well. You could see him out of your peripheral vision wipe his hand clean on the grass next to him.
“There you go,” Halsin groaned, thrusts slowing the tiniest amount, fucking you through your orgasm, “there you go, good girl…” he took your face in his other hand, caressing your cheek gently, “Beautiful girl…” he pulled his fingers from you with a wet squelch, and you and Astarion moaned as he licked up your flavours from his hand.
You could do nothing but catch your breath with a smile, feeling lighter than air as you bathed in your afterglow. You looked up at Halsin, then over his shoulder as Astarion sidled up beside you two.
“Did you enjoy that, darling?” Astarion purred and wrapped his arms around Halsin’s broad chest.
“Yes.” Both you and Halsin sighed at the same time, making Astarion laugh, light and playful.
“Good to hear,” the vampire hummed and dragged his lecherous gaze up and down your plush, pliant body, “mmh… Halsin certainly did a number on you, didn't he, love? But we shouldn't make our guest go without,” he pouted, “that would be terribly rude.”
You sat up, letting out a little moan as you put pressure on your oversensitive, well-fucked pussy, “You’re right. Halsin,” you looked up at the druid, all doe eyes and soft cheeks, “what else can we do for you?”
Halsin let out a gruff laugh, “You’ve already been so generous, but,” he rubbed a large hand on your thigh fondly and turned to look at Astarion with simmering heat in his eyes, “I would enjoy just about anything you two have in mind.”
You and Astarion shared a dirty look. You had something in mind, alright...
AN 2: Polls??? In MY smut!? Lol I was a little stumped on just how to get Halsin off, so I figured why not get some reader interaction going and let y'all vote? Don't worry if I don't do your fav pick, I'm planning on writing loads more of these guys -w-
I hope you enjoyed! And don't forget that your comments mean a lot to me! 😚💕
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bewitchedandbefuddled ¡ 3 years ago
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You like him and he likes you, but both of you are too shy to ever do anything about it, until one day, you aren’t.
A collection of blurbs about Eddie Munson and shy!reader- arranged to be read chronologically, but can be read individually, if preferred:
shy!reader learns to play d&d 
shy!reader surprises Eddie for his birthday 
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Consider this my brave opinion as someone who has never seen stranger things, I’m in love with Eddie Munson, not only is he just the type of guy I usually date 😅 but the fact that some of my best friends are like Eddie in so many aspects. I know enough about his character to know I’m genuinely obsessed with him, because I know exactly who he is as a person. I myself happen to relate to his character I believe that’s why for many people who are more nerdy and outcasted and like heavy metal, is why he’s genuinely so likable.
So people who are fans of stranger things, do I need to watch the whole series so I can understand season 4 or can I get away with the one season? 🤣
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bewitchedandbefuddled ¡ 3 years ago
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You text your partner good night.
I write fanfiction about an erratic cop.
We are not the same.
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egons ties >>>
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happy march, harold hive 💝 once again, offering my harold themed templates because why the heck not :D
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