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Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005
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every tumblr post is basically us going FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: RE: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Americans be eating cheesed burgers
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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.
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all throughout work today all i could think about was that picture of bugs bunny to the lyrics of bitch by meredith brooks
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Wearing an “anime fans dni” Tshirt to an anime convention and watching people in the crowd be physically blasted back from my energy like I’m parting the red sea Â
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poisoning a blade is so fucking sick and twisted. getting stabbed wasn't enough so also have bad shit in your blood. OK.
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the underappreciated boyish charm and emotional wisdom of the brown tabby
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do pole and hole count as food groups on that gay little pyramid?
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