beyondthecalllights

[beyondthecalllights]

Me, after getting report and knowing it’s going to be a rough day....

[beyondthecalllights]

[beyondthecalllights]

When you open the wound care notes in the chart and there are pictures...

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Writhing around on the ground like an injured animal every time I have to write a nursing care plan

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[beyondthecalllights]

PERFORMING PROCEDURES IN FULL PPE

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When the girl in my class pipes up with another story about how her mother-in-laws sisters husbands cousins goldfish had the same condition were talking about for the 17th time

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When your independent male patient insists that he needs help with the urinal

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When you get a confused admit that just screams help all day, even though you were in there 3 minutes ago and they said they were fine

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[beyondthecalllights]

When you're a new grad, fresh out of orientation, and your patients blood pressure is 74/37 on the second check

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Leaving after your last shift of the week

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Penis Flash

Me as a New Nurse:

Me as my Present Day Nurse Self:

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I had a great day at work today!!!

[beyondthecalllights]

I would say "lack of energy".

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When you're confused patient starts complaining to you about the nurse they had yesterday, but you were the nurse they had yesterday

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Me, when report starts out with the words “I’m sorry.”