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help lol

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this callout couldve been a block button

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what’s going on with this bullpen

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often i read my own post and giggle like ahhh that girl is so funnyyyy i love her

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liked a guy’s profile on hinge that i spoke with years ago… 🫣

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*me, literally sick with want* whatever

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i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

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oh hell yeah!

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Louise Glück / Susan Sontag / Leslie Feinberg / Brenna Womer / Jeanette Winterson / Crimson Peak, co-written and directed by Guillermo del Toro (2015) / Zoya Nazyalensky / Marie Howe

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never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward

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Working at a sex shop has ruined me because I was checking out a booth at a public market selling bone-shaped collar tags that said shit like “I’m lost” and “pet me” and “spoiled” and it wasn’t until I saw “I pee when I’m excited” and thought damn okay kind of hardcore that it even occurred to me that they could be for like. ACTUAL dog collars 😭😭😭

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bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*

me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-

bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die

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I know these people are incapable of feeling guilt or empathy most of the time, but I'm going to tell every one of them my mother died and it sucked. I don't care.

Maybe I'm trying to make sure a horrible, pointless, unnecessary death can have some meaning beyond my grief. That my mom's suffering can have some... reason.

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guy i saw in traffic today that i felt compelled to draw

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Kiki Layne on Instagram: "The first Old Guard film came out during the pandemic, so I didn’t get to enjoy special moments like this. Feeling incredibly grateful and so excited for this movie to FINALLY come out!!!!!"