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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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Here’s how to tell if a language is easy to learn

None of them are easy

They’re all stupid and terrible and will kick you in the nuts

That being said

Languages similar to ones you already speak

Languages you have a lot of motivation to learn

Languages that have a lot of resources and media to watch and/or listen to and/or read

So, if you’re reading this with relative ease (aka you speak English fluently) probably French or Spanish

Do whatever you want though idk

Don’t just choose a language based on how easy it is

Unless that’s what it takes to keep you motivated idk

Go learn Frisian or something

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i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

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knight who is constantly searching for a good and noble king to serve but cannot fucking find one for the life of him so he has to become the good and noble king himself.

and now all these other knights are coming around like "please let me serve you" and like obviously hes going to let them serve him thats the point of being a good and noble king but its also. very annoying. one of you become the good and noble king for once lets trade

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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When you explain the concept of like... choosing to do things that hurt you disability wise because they're personally worth it to you, people assume it's like... going on vacation or some Big event like a festival or whatever. Yeah those are cool and all but most of the time, it's the little mundane things in life that matter the most. Like cooking a nice dinner.

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Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

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let’s be squished by mama

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GOD I get this shit all the time. They tried to blame my abdominal pain on the hysterectomy that I’d had a year earlier. Reader,, I had typhoid fever.

Almost got trans broken arm syndrome’d twice at the doctors today. I was just going in to talk about how my muscle weakness is getting worse and to double check there was treatable (like a deficiency or infection) going on that my disability might be obscuring, which is what my specialists expect me to do in situations like this.

Initially she was trying to blame it on how stressful transitioning must be. So I said I transitioned over a decade ago and it’s just not something I think about any more.

Then she tried going down the route of trying to make it about my testosterone, which I had to shut down as well. I managed to tell her casually I’d been on that for ages and my dose was stable and my specialists were happy there were no side effects.

I’m pretty good now at spotting this a mile off, and find that disarming it quickly but casually (so they don’t just think you’re getting defensive) works the best.

But you really shouldn’t have to play 5D social chess when you see a doctor. Especially with I’m already diagnosed with something that explains my symptoms and has nothing to do with being trans.

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“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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I want to talk to people but if I bother anyone they'll kill me. And I'm pretty bad at starting and continuing conversations

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horsey :)