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a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

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me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you

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Add tags? Add tags?? What for, tumblr? Why?! Whomst the fuck needs to be finding my lil words. My phrases are mine only, you robotic bastard

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14 minutes to 4am and I'm feeling like the modern-day Arachne. Ready to fight a deity and beat them with my awesome patch pants making skills

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Hey, um, to all of rotumblr/rotomblr/pokeblr/whatever you call this hellsite in your dimension…do your ‘mon, or to the sentients, do you, ever steal random bits of human food from the counter? I just witnessed my, reminder, chronically ill, eevee Joan steal a fried potato skin and just proudly drag it into the living room. It’s taller than she is. Arc dangit

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BOOB FACTS

Lopsided boobs are completely natural! in other words the left boob isn't always the same size as the right boob, this is completely normal and you are beautiful

that's actually the only boob fact I have so far I'm trans sorry I'm new to this

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welp… another year, another failed Caesar resurrection. y’all don’t have to do this every time you know

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I would like all Americans (and everyone else) who are excited for the Superbowl to know: Before the actual Superbowl there's a live tournament on TV, here in Germany, called "American Ice Football".

It is exactly what it sounds like: American Football but played on Ice, in shoes with entirely smooth soles.

It's a tournament with 4 teams and they are called Eastside Ossis, Westside Wessis, Northcoast Naughties and Southside Smoothies and it's just hilariously entertaining.

Here's a video to show you how stupid it looks:

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build a bear? yeah i give my boyfriend his t shots i know how to build a bear

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Swords

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The Mighty Nein as textposts 21/???

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The way fantasy writers talk about a thousand years as this uneventful amount of time is really funny to me because like—in less than 1000 years we went from the Norman Invasion of England to Skibidi Toilet.

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little miss 3 apples tall 🤏✨

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bought myself this to celebrate getting neutered ^_^

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I just knew that they were going to write Eduardo out of Stranger things season 5 the Duffer Bros were already on thin ice with me but now it's over. The cast photo told me everything that I need to know. I refuse to watch season 5.