bigjawguy

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Too all indie game devs that have a slight bit of mystery in your game

It is ok to have your games plot read to you by a random youtuber, you don't have to change it, just because that is near to exact your future plans, you don't have the moral obligation to change your entire plot.

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studious foof

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I don’t know but I FEEL it.

If you know, you know

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They didn’t think it was weird that doof was singing about platypuses

pls don’t let this flop

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john mulaney is like if sans and papyrus fused

If there was ever a live-action movie about Undertale, who do you think would be the best celebrity actor for Papyrus?

John Mulaney

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The owl house despite it ending is getting spin off series

your old pal pukicho is not in the best spirits today. ur ol pal pukicho needs some cheering up

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I still have no idea what happened to amulet, its like we were put on a cliffhanger and the author just disappeared from the moral plane

reblog for bigger sample size!!

also pjo and warrior cats etc. not included cuz their reading level is higher, im asking ab books u read during elementary n such !!!

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ARMY STORY TIME FROM MY DAD

Ok so one time in Pakistan my dad and 3 other guys were camping out. about 3 other guys tried to ambush them but they failed and were fucking bolting away. My dad and his friends chased them for about 7 HOURS. After 7 hours the guys my dad were chasing had gotten back to there base. Dad and his friends walked right in the base prepared to deal with 3 guys but instead.... they walked in on two attack helicopters with guns that don’t go *bang bang* they go *BVVVVVV* and basically rip through a person. Dad was caught in crossfire and looking for an opening to run. His other friends had gone far a head. They channeled him through walkie talkie and basically said “Doc you good?” and my dad was like “Uh.... Yeeeeah” my dad was a medic in the army btw. One of my dads friend also got stuck with him and he was the communicator/the guy that talks for reinforcements. Other people basically said: “Dude. Your in PAKISTAN. We can’t help you.” Dad and the other guy were in a tight stop until they heard “Righto chaps! We’ll be on the way!” And as soon those words were played through the communications device, there was a sonic boom, both of the attack helicopters immediately exploded, and there was a British jet flying around giving air cover. And that’s how the British saved my father’s ass.

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Behold. The Confu-sexual. This person has confusion beyond comprehension and is just wondering why everyone is so damn hot and mean.

Panromantic-Demisexual culture is falling in love with every pretty character you see, but also knowing eating fried rice to be a better option.

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W T H  I S  T H I S

bc of my crack fic people have been sending me every manner of Grinch x Tony the Tiger headcanon……who wants to hear the one that finally snapped me like a tennis player’s tendon

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Are you drunk again?

i’m going to piss off some people

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You mean trap neko?

didn’t expect 2020 to be the year of the catboys but at this point it may as well

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I think someone wrote a song called “aesthetic? More like ass-pathetic”

most extreme thing you’ve ever done for the aesthetic? 

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The entire story of my life

time for some DARK TALES

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look at all of those #’s DAMN

Gaud Among Us by @tenebris-aurea​! I’m freakin in love with this

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I completely agree with this statement

i couldn’t fit it in but a bonus level is: i hope trump doesn’t die just yet bc it could affect the election/i would like him to experience intense suffering first.

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*claps in celebration*

oh, the orange shithead got covid!!! oh it’s like our birthdays all came early!!! oh i hope he dies!!!  🎉 🎉 🎉