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read this in harley quinn’s voice

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i dont understand why the Sims is considered this gentle, girly game when the main aspect is playing god. it appeals to mankind's hubris while letting one decide the fate of a mock human, something that acts enough like a person to have a story. we can play with life and take it away just the same. we can do something as mundane as playing dress up with the Sims or kill them repetitively in increasingly creative ways. what part of that screams "gentle" to you? -trash

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I thought this was about hazbin hotel

-spooky

so i don't have prime video, never have, never will. and there'll be this one show that I get myself super hyped about because I keep seeing fanart or whatever and I get myself so excited just to find IT'S ONLY ON PRIME VIDEO. how can I not feel special when there's a mouse trap set with bait cultivated for me? -trash

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axolotls are the only thing I liked before they were cool and you'll have to pry them from my cold dead hands -trash

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so i don't have prime video, never have, never will. and there'll be this one show that I get myself super hyped about because I keep seeing fanart or whatever and I get myself so excited just to find IT'S ONLY ON PRIME VIDEO. how can I not feel special when there's a mouse trap set with bait cultivated for me? -trash

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reblog if the obsidian orb from ‘family guy’ is your favorite character

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Trash: So once upon a time, there are worms, right?

Spooky: No.

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Very beautiful, very powerful

i WILL make lump fish a Trendy Animal like axolotls and isopods. no one can stop me

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weevil

-spooky

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one time i dreamt that Albert Flamingo was playing roblox, like one of those guess the character games, and he saw a DHMIS compilation but he couldn’t refer to it as anything but “o- on a leesh”

- spooky

one time I dreamt I was watching 2012 TMNT with my sister and she turned to me and said "April O'Neil? more like May O'Neil" and dream me had to double check that May came after April and once I confirmed it I laughed so hard I woke up -Trash

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one time I dreamt I was watching 2012 TMNT with my sister and she turned to me and said "April O'Neil? more like May O'Neil" and dream me had to double check that May came after April and once I confirmed it I laughed so hard I woke up -Trash

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You have the honor of being our First Follower i’m citing you in my will

-spooky

shoutout to our one follower! i dont know how much spooky bribed you with but I strongly encourage you to run while you still can :) -Trash

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shoutout to our one follower! i dont know how much spooky bribed you with but I strongly encourage you to run while you still can :) -Trash

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im shaking cruign rn how ckloud yuo say this simon how could you

-mod spooiy

simon. opinions on this emoji -> 🤓

-mod spooky

donnt send me images of yourself

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do you guys wanna see my jerma gif

-mod spooky

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germa 589

-mod spooky

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sorry yall

i fucked up lmao wasn't supposed to post the song early, we gotta quality check it first

keep your eye on this blog tho once we fix up our songs they're going here

absolute BANGERS coming soon stay tuned bitches

-mod spooky