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Any opinions on worms? Are they cute, creepy, a hive mind set on destroying the institute?

When I was a kid, I'd put a bunch of worms in a tin and keep them under my bed. One time they escaped, and my parents got.... upset.

Anywho, that last part sounds like something that would be in a statement. Yknow, one that'd get Jon all 'This is just utter nonsense! I really don't think worms have any capacity to think, let alone stage an elaborate heist to steal all our information. Go find this persons records, files, home address, family, and their Call of Duty login. We cannot let this happen, despite thinking it's complete bull.'

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Dont worry about it.

ic: Hi gayball

Hello Tim. What does ic mean???

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Hello Martin. Dont worry about it.

ic: Hi gayball

Hello Tim. What does ic mean???

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Just you wait until Elias changes the profile picture of the buisness accounts

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I think for pride month I should get a raise

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Just making sure, but you've seen Parks and Rec, right?

...Well, I have seen it. I can't say exactly what state I was in while I watched it, but I'm going to say I don't remember much.

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No clue who I'm certified by, but I'll take it!

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Hah! Yeah, you'd be sick hearing what my boss gets then. I'd better be on my way, then, I can't have these getting cold.

TIM!! HELLO

hi there!

hellooo

- rowan, bee, andrew / @a-thousand-little-things

Oh! Hello! Can I help you with anything?

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Thank you? I'm quite well right now, on a coffee run at the minute

TIM!! HELLO

hi there!

hellooo

- rowan, bee, andrew / @a-thousand-little-things

Oh! Hello! Can I help you with anything?

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TIM!! HELLO

hi there!

hellooo

- rowan, bee, andrew / @a-thousand-little-things

Oh! Hello! Can I help you with anything?

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Timmy Jimmy Wimmy....

*with rizz* (what rizz?) You like worms?

...I guess? I'm a bit indifferent on em. They're slimey.

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OPINION ON CIRCUSES??? :o))

Not a fan

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JURGEN LEITNER? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgein leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down if i have to deal with jurgein leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it where the fuck is jurgein leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt crusty old man ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

Only know Leitner from the few statements I've seen him in, but yeah sure whatever why not

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Sorry, boss, mandatory April Fools pie! Martin made you tea in case you got mad.

Jon wore a very different expression than normal. Less professional, more... sad? shocked? He isn't sure.

There is a knock on Jons door. Giggling can be heard behind it.

"Jon! Urgent situation! Come out now!"

"I..."

Jon paused. He tried to Know and failed with a painful headache. He groaned, reluctantly opening the door.

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THWAP!

Jon gets smacked with a pie tin full of whipped cream. Tim laughs.

There is a knock on Jons door. Giggling can be heard behind it.

"Jon! Urgent situation! Come out now!"

"I..."

Jon paused. He tried to Know and failed with a painful headache. He groaned, reluctantly opening the door.

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April fools! Elias gave me permission to wreak havoc. Prank my coworkers and boss, as long as I cleaned up and didn't get him.

He filled up the pie tin with more whipped cream.

Want to help get Martin?

Tim was laughing. Very hard. It took him a second to remember the wet cloth he had for when he did get someone.

H..- Here! Sorry! It's mandatory. The pie, I mean. I already got Sasha earlier. She screamed.

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Tim was laughing. Very hard. It took him a second to remember the wet cloth he had for when he did get someone.

H..- Here! Sorry! It's mandatory. The pie, I mean. I already got Sasha earlier. She screamed.

As you enter the break room, excited for the sweet-smelling treat inside, you find a different treat instead. A not very pleasant one.

THWAP!