bigpinecone
bigpinecone
Large Pined Conical
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I only post to make myself laugh. Wanted to finally make a blog that makes posts rather than using my old blog with 10+ years of random reblogsNo Terfs
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bigpinecone · 4 days ago
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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bigpinecone · 14 days ago
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This seems to be what I've learned.
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bigpinecone · 14 days ago
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Plot twist: the two boys you're choosing between are polyamorous, but they also hate eachother's guts so you still have to pick one
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bigpinecone · 14 days ago
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bigpinecone · 14 days ago
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bigpinecone · 14 days ago
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Samus getting banned on dating app after dating app for "being a fake account" because she's too awkward and nervous to ever message another woman and definitely couldn't be a real account for THE Samus Aran
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bigpinecone · 14 days ago
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bigpinecone · 16 days ago
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useless lesbian and her beloved children
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bigpinecone · 16 days ago
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sammy and her baby
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bigpinecone · 16 days ago
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TCAF is over now, so here's my new comic I debuted there!
Enjoy!
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bigpinecone · 18 days ago
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bigpinecone · 21 days ago
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I hate this website because I heard “Thinking Out Loud” by Edward Sheeran and all I could think about was that one fucking video you know the one
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bigpinecone · 22 days ago
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I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.
Stop backing up my fucking files.
Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.
Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.
I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.
Fuckers.
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bigpinecone · 24 days ago
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bigpinecone · 24 days ago
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Finally posted the second part of my fanedit for @jelloapocalypse's fully-voiced Danganronpa 1 playthrough Here's a GIF of one of the gags I added, since getting brain worms over something that's awful-yet-compelling is a nearly universal experience.
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bigpinecone · 28 days ago
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bigpinecone · 1 month ago
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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.
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