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“i can’t remember most things that happened between ages seventeen and twenty eight.”

on dean’s 17th birthday john made him go on his first solo kill, where he had to salt and burn the remains of two nuns who were in love and died for it. it fucked him up bad enough john didn’t make him do a solo run for a long time after that.

at 29 he meets castiel.

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what is the new popes plan to deal with the fact the chicago is divided up between five monster families

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Does your Orpheus and Eurydice also include a gay Cajun vampire side piece? No? Then I’m not interested

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no! touching grass will kill her she needs tv show that sucks to live

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girl the bait

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oh buddy it’s only monday monday

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we live in a post-destiel society. so post destiel

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they dropped "the very touch of you corrupts" in 2011. that was pre gangnam style. before gay marriage was legalized. the year super bass was released.

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castiel supernatural “work. yes”

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just remembered the evanescence style cover of carry on wayward son we need to kill the cw

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the years rolled on by and yes now i spend most of the day thinking about other things but we must not forget that destiel does not shrink & life merely grows around it. that sequence of events unfolded live on american television and then leaked into the real world and collapsed the fabric of the universe .and now we all have jobs

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dean was the love of his aeons old life!! btw! that's billions of years. humans as fish in water years. placing bets on primate evolution years. that's like... genetically modified ant from your ant farm grew on you after you saved his ass. that's pursuing a life of ant-cology with a focus in ant-saviorship when your family reinforces that your genetically modified ant was actualllly planned for ant-pesticide-related activities. that's dedicating your life to keeping this ant (and maybe the ant farm at large ig) safe in some craaazy act of antbellion (ant rebellion), and then falling super duper in love. about it. after billions of years.

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I LOVE that supernatural establishes that dean sees Bobby as a father by having him say it multiple times, but it establishes that Sam sees Bobby as a father figure by having him try to kill Bobby for a spell that requires patricide. Thank you supernatural very cool.

[bileenleahy]

it feels a little gross to take very real people who met and fell in love and devalue that by reducing them to their characters. but on the other hand ‘dean winchester’s werewolf boyfriend and dean winchester’s vampire boyfriend met and fell in love irl’ is one of the funniest technically true statements i can think of right now.

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werepire moment??

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