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not enough of a spotlight is shown on Ratthi and Gurathin in Fugitive Telemetry. SecUnit isn't allowed to hack government security systems so it invites its Two Best Guy Friends to come watch it break into a transport ship, AND BOTH OF THEM ARE LIKE "sure thing, sounds fun" ?? They put up the weakest "are you sure this is a good idea?" argument but otherwise just do what SecUnit needs (which is stand in front of security cameras and act as character witnesses). SecUnit's narration also implies that it would have just let its Two Best Guy Friends tag along for the rest of its murder investigation, for funsies, except the cops said no (booooo).

later THE SAME DAY, SecUnit (famously allergic to asking for help) messages their group chat "I need help" with ZERO context, which gives Ratthi and Gurathin such a shock they almost knock their table over. then it facetimes them from the NATIONAL HISTORY MUSEUM to ask which of these Preserved Artifacts works best for jetting out into space? and Ratthi and Gurathin are like, "that one with the red tags, but ummm why?"

"don't worry about it," it says, "I'll tell you later."

then it HANGS UP and they don't hear from it for the rest of the day.

just a day in the life.

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Drew up our Pirate crew from the current ttrp I’m in lol I am enjoying these hooligans.

Mine is Carlos, the unstable Drunk on the left. He used to be a Dentist and is trying his best.

Our “Captain” raised a dead alien we found in the jungle as a thrall last session, and we named it Sky.

Also, here’s a bonus Sadboy Carlos thinking about his sordid backstory and missing ear.

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not sure i told you, but i really like your teeth (s5)

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On the subject of Murderbot, when I wasn’t in full GI Robot cosplay, I couldn’t not be cosplaying, so I had this $15 bootleg rubber mask I got off of eBay to fill the void and hopefully get people to talk to me about Murderbot.

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Murderbot + text posts [4/∞]

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My adventures as GI Robot at SDCC this year lol!

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Defective

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An intrepid galactic explorer and her satellite 🪐

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Murderbot and Gurathin attempting to weaponize each other’s asexual autism and ending up weaponizing that against themselves in the process because they’re The Same is genuinely my favorite part of the show so far

Gurathin: Haha! I will force you to make eye contact, which will cause you stress due to your aversion!

Murderbot: Right. Did it occur to you that you’re also eye contact averse, so this is going to distress you almost as much as me?

Gurathin: …no I did not consider that. Fuck. Fuck

Murderbot: Well while you’re busy regretting that - haHA! I will force you to watch your coworkers getting it on, which will distress you due to your sex-repulsion and discomfort with breaking certain boundaries!

Gurathin: Mm. Did it occur to you that you’re also sex-repulsed, and that in order to broadcast that to me, you have to be watching it yourself, so this is going to distress you almost as much as me?

Murderbot: Fuck.

I Love Them

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I think we should bring back that thing everyone did in 2014 where you badly photoshop two characters from entirely different media together to look like they’re in love. This is my proposal for doc ock x glados please consider

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I’m opening 2 Puppet Commission slots!

Hi, I’m a pro fabricator who has done work with Henson, Stoopid Buddy, Legendary Pictures, Five Nights at Freddy’s, Totoro Stage show, and more! Between gigs at the moment, help me make ends meet! See image for pricing and contact info!

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finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING

look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth

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hmmm

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Saint of mystery and doubt

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Putting your dromaeosaur in a Snood is a great way to keep them warm in winter AND keep calm during firework displays or thunderstorms!!***

*** we take no responsibility for any injuries sustained while trying to put a dromaeosaur in a Snood