billiusrules

[billiusrules]

UGH, ITS NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE A WOMAN, WILHELM!! ANYWAYS BYE BYEEEEEEE

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[billiusrules]

[BILLIUS WIPES HIS TEARS AWAY PRETTY QUICKLY FOR SOMEONE WHO WAS SUPPOSEDLY SAD ABOUT LOSING THEIR BESTIE JUST A FEW SECONDS AGO]

FINE!! I GUESS IM JUST BRO!! YOU CAN FORGET TRYING TO BE MY FRIEND!! JUST KNOW THAT I NEVER MEANT TO CALL YOU NAMES, WILHELM!! GOODBYE!!

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[billiusrules]

GASPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!? IM YOUR BESTIE!! YOUR UHHHHH, EYE SUPPLY?

[BILLIUS STARTS TEARING UP NOW]

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[billiusrules]

YES I DID!! I FELL ASLEEP IF YOU DIDN’T NOTICE!! sigh…. GO TAKE THAT MOMENT SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!! GO AND NEVER COME BACK TO ME!!

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[billiusrules]

SHUT UPPP AHHHHHHHH!! MOVIE NIGHTS WERE HORRIBLE!! THE MOVIES WERE ASS!! AND I AM STILL YOUR BESTIE, NOT YOUR BRO!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[billiusrules]

I COULD CARE LESS!! I HATE MOVIE NIGHTS WITH YOUU!!

[BILLIUS FLINCHES A BIT AT THE HEEL HITTING HIM, BUT HE GRABS IT AND THROWS RIGHT BACK]

ALSO TAKE YOUR GODDAMN HEEL BACK, BITCH!!

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[billiusrules]

[BILLIUS SCREAMS, KICKING WILHELM AWAY FROM HIM AS HE STARTS TRYING TO PUNCH HER EYE]

WELL, I HAVE DON’T HAVE IT!! GO BEG SOMEONE ELSE FOR THEIR MONEY!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[billiusrules]

OWWW FUCK! YOU’RE NOT GETTING THAT FUCKING MONEY, YOU BROKE ASS BITCH! IF YOU HAD MONEY, YOU WOULD’NT BE ASKING ME TO GIVE YOU SOME!!

[BILLIUS KICKS WILHELM IN THE EYE, BITING HIS OWN HAND FOR NO FUCKING REASON]

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[billiusrules]

ACKK! DON’T FUCKING FIGHT ME, BITCH!!

[BILLIUS CONTINUES FIGHTING WILHELM, TRYING TO FIND A WEAK SPOT IF SHE EVEN HAS ONE]

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[billiusrules]

JUST KEEP THE GODDAMN GOAT EYES!! THEY PROBABLY WON’T NOTICE!?!?!

[BILLIUS STOPS CRYING AND TAKES OUT THE REAL GOAT EYES, PUTTING THEM IN HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWING THEM WHOLE]

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[billiusrules]

MAYBE I AM THAT BROKE!! DON’T JUDGE MEEEEE!!

[BILLIUS STARTS SOBBING AT THE FACT THAT HE’S A BROKE ASS LOSER]

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[billiusrules]

UGH, FINE!! YOU GET THEM

[BILLIUS TAKES OUT TWO GOAT EYES AND FIFTY CENTS]

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[billiusrules]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! DON’T COME OVERRRR PLEASEEEEEEE PLEASE DON’T!!

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[billiusrules]

IT IS NOT A HOUSE! IT IS A CASTLE!! OPEN YOUR EYE, BITCH! STOP INSISTING THAT I HAVE THINGSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[billiusrules]

NO I DO NOTTTTTT!! JUST SPARE ME, PLEASEEE!! I DO NOT HAVE GOAT EYES OR FIFTY CENTS!!

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[billiusrules]

NO! I DEMAND IT BE FIVE CENTS! I THINK I DESERVE A BIG DISCOUNT! ALSO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE GOAT EYES JUST LYING AROUND?!?

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??

[billiusrules]

UHHHH, UHHHHHHH, FIVE CENTS AND AN EYE???

HEEEEY BESTIIIEEEE I GOT THE TAAAAAAPEEEEE ! THE LOBOTOMY TAAAPPEEEE FROM THE LOBOTOMYYYYY

[ @ivxliwh ]

REALLY??? ALSO DID THE LOBOTOMY GO WELL??