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YES NOLI CONTENT OH MY GEE YES IVE WON

..noli.......dating....headcannons...?................please??.. =3

Noli DATING headcanons!!! (SFW)

Tw:

- Really really silly guy. I mean, it's Noli.

- Corny ass Noli.

- Goddamn YAPPER.

- Please Noli shut up PLEASE.

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☆ Cheesy corny pick up lines, no you cannot make him stop.

☆ Make you watch brainrot memes with him, and the brainrots are getting to your head.

☆ Bigass yapper, you dated this guy, accept it. Now sit down and listen.

☆ Clingy. Lowk touch-starved. Get ready for multiple cuddle sessions per day.

☆ Childish. You'll have to babysit both him and c00lkidd at some point.

☆ He's actually really cute. A lovely guy just for you!

☆ Ouhhhhh big teddy bear, nice. Now you won't have to buy a body pillow of him.

☆ STARES at you when you don't give him enough attention. Keep that up and you'll have him clinging to you for the rest of the day.

☆ Try his best to prepare gifts for you on special occasions. He may seems careless sometimes, yes, but he still cares.

☆ Arcade dates, hell yeah. Must.

☆ Movie nights and skincare before sleeping, he acts like a school girl with you. Binge watching animes together? Bet.

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Feeding the Noli fans too, I love all my children equally.

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OH MY BABE

hiya waves !!! do u mind writing platonic noli x gn reader!!fluff!!!with a hint of silly shit!!!please!!!sorry, im buns at requesting lawlz

BIRDBRAIN

summary: you are stupid, noli's stupid, and that equals to the two of you becoming friends.

contents: noli with birdperson!gn!reader, noli basically adopts reader as a younger sibling, reader is loosely based off 'birdbrain' by jaime p., reader is a chicken (literally), fluff, unserious/crack

notes: i have been waiting for a platonic!noli req 🙏🙏🙏 tysm for this and i hope u like it !!!!

Straight to the point: You're not the sharpest tool in the shed. But that's not to say you're dumb, you just have a particular hard time figuring things out without someone's help.

As a kid, you got into a lot of accidents. Ranging from tripping over your own shoelaces, to getting your wings stuck on doors and even running into windows. (Not your fault, you can't see them!)

And since you were a chicken hybrid, every kid in your class has dubbed you birdbrain. Did you cry about it several times? Yes. But did you still care? No, not particularly.

In fact, as you grew older, you play hard into your birdbrain persona. Making people laugh because of your stupidity, what once accidental mistakes now made on purpose.

But in simpler terms: You're just an ordinary citizen with an ordinary life who gets a lil silly sometimes. No biggie!

Until you meet someone who's definition of silly is mass destruction.

Having a part-time job and going to college at the same time isn't an easy task, you already knew that. But the rush hours mixed with sleepless nights of reviewing is absolute hell.

Still, 'the show must go on!' or whatever your manager said during a team pep talk. You weren't listening, as always.

It was still a few minutes before your break was over until one of your co-workers beckoned you over.

"Heyyyy bestie, can you go and serve those guys over there??" They point to a table with a guy with a burger hat conversing with his very tall hooded friend.

You look at the two and then look back at them. "Why can't you do it?" You ask, genuinely confused.

"Just—" They inhale deeply. "Just do it. Please. I'll give you my overtime pay in return."

"Why didn't you say so? Of course I will!" You agree immediately. Money is the greatest motivator, after all.

They hand you over the tray of food— consisting two slices of pizza with appropriate matching drinks —and usher you towards the table.

You begin to apporach them, hearing cuts of their conversation as you get closer and closer.

"No, dude, I'm telling you this is 100% legit."

"7, it's a stupid idea."

"No, no, just listen bro! I got this!"

You practice your customer service smile, making it wide and as genuine as you possibly can. You open your mouth to greet them, "Hel—"

And then you trip.

The pizzas land on the burger man's face, knocking his glasses out while the hooded man sits still, watching as his shirt soaks up the spilled soda. Over all, you're fucked.

"What..." The pizza slowly slides off the burger man's face, revealing his pepperoni-decorated cheeks. "What the fuck."

"Pff— BWAHWHAHAWA" His companion bursts out laughing, holding his gut and pointing at him mockingly. "HAHHAHA YOU LOOK SO STUPID, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU PUT REALLY HEAVY BLUSH ON"

"SHUT UP!! YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT TOO" The burger man argues back, "HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT'S A BLUSH ON???" ... and that sets off another chaotic scene.

You have no chance to watch from your place on the ground as you refuse to move. Whether that be out of fear of losing your job if they choose to complain or out of shock.

In the end, they both calm down. The hooded man's boisterious laughter quiets down into chuckles. He wipes his tears and sighs, then he turns to you.

"Hey you." You scramble back to your feet, ready to apologize until your hands slip and faceplant back onto the tiled floor. "Ooh shit, are you okay?" He hisses, as if he was in your place, and helps you up.

"I am A-OK, sir! I'm used to it, no biggie." You brush off your aching nose, having slammed it twice. "I am so, so sorry for ruining your clothes. I can order you another one but it'll befree, I'll payforitjustpleasedonttellmymanager—"

"Woah, woah! It's okay. I won't tell as long as you won't tell him we were here." He reassures you, patting the dust off your shoulder.

You nod, "I won't."

"Good! The name's Noli, and you are...?"

Aaaand that's how you and Noli got to know each other.

Ever since then, he drags you and 7n7 around to do stupid pranks on people. Of course, you don't exactly see how destructive they can get and since you're also desperate to have friends, you follow along with their schemes.

Noli's like the older brother that genuinely cares for you, even if he teaches you how to shoplift and grief other people's bases.

But if you ever get hurt whether that be because of your own fault or someone else's, he's there to patch you up. And in the case of the second scenario, he groups with 7n7 to cause some trouble for the perpetrator.

Preens your wings for you when he spots you having a hard time. Complains about it but you both know that he likes being able to do this with you, considering you just don't let anyone help you with your wings.

Noli calls you a lot of bird-related names, like birdy— and when he's annoyed with you, birdbrain —but he calls you chicken because well. That's what you are. Simple and straight to the point.

Definitely asked if eating fried chicken is considered cannibalism for you. (It's... a grey area)

Overall, the two of you are the bestest friends, maybe a destructive nature to all the people of roblox, but either way, You both are best friends and nothing's gonna change that!

afterthoughts: you have no idea how much i had to hold back from making this into angst HHHHHH but ty for requesting this helped me write fluffy fics/hcs better :')0

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please draw deku doing the yuji stare when he got mad, the side eye reminded me of it so much

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YES YES YES YES I WILL MARRY YOU!!!!!!

Dancing (?)

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Wdym hes dead guys HES ALIVE

haruka

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why does NO ONE have the funds to draw jason 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

Bbbdjsjdhjajdjs no Jason I hate Jason /j

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This prison is like a fandom.

.03 拒絶 (denial) '

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MeMe

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Chance collects labubus and microtrends guys believe me

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i like berdley :]

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a condom couldve prevented this. /Lh

would go on a spiel in tags but freaking tumvlr hates my whinsy ass rn

“Stop joking dad, get up.”

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CHANCE AS ENVY BABY OUH MY YOD IVE WON IN LIFW

THIS THIS LOVER BABY ~ !!

i’ve been waiting to do something like this for a while now! i’m quite glad at how the piece turned out! ^^ this is also my first time drawing chance i’m pretty sure LOL

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emily dickinson / van gogh’s bedroom (1888)

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NOOB NOOOOB UAUUWUEUEIEOEOETEYEEE HEY ALL

ARE SP CUTIE I LOVE UR ARTSTYLE SM I GATE HOW I VANT USE TAGS RN BUT AOUYEUHEGEIEUEIEIOEJEHEE MY YAP SESH IS CHAINED BACK I WANNA DEVOUR THIS SOOO BAD STOMAH GRYMVLING

smile!

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This fandom WOUNDS ME.

Burgerr man in a very plain very boring black background

Alt ver>>>

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MY BABIESSSSSS and mafioso ig …… /nsrs

C00lkidd brainrot enthusiast REAL GUYS

The kids are too excited to see a real mafia

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OUH MY HOLY GAZELLE PEAKLION

it wont let me add tags so uhm ts not filled w my yaps rn

AZURE AS VOID MASS PLEASEEE

(two time included maybe???? NO WORRIES IF YOU DONT WANT TOOO)

i really like this idea ! here ya go… (got a bit carried away and rushed this out, pardon the messy handwriting)

//⚠️TW: FLICKERING LIGHTS !!

VOID-MASS AZURE JUMPSCARE !! i’ll leave it up to interpretation whether or not the others were able to get two time out of the locker in time.,…

but if not: