binaryeclipse

[binaryeclipse]

I just want to catch up on all our lost time

i have been listening to this on repeat for the past. month and a half and i just. oh its them im sick oh....

[binaryeclipse]

FILM & TV YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW | DAY 3: CHARACTERS

"Now, I don't expect you to tell me who died," Maira went on. "But clearly someone did. Kaeden said you were adopted, which means you lost family twice…"

[binaryeclipse]

skeleton crew is great fun btw it won me over by the end of the opening sequence and it stayed good the whole way through. it picked a genre and fucking nailed it, much like andor did, but in the opposite direction for a different target audience and emotional impact. it's just actually quite fun and full of so much star wars love and lore. the young actors are all very charismatic, and the writing is tone perfect. it's got an actually interesting mystery that makes curious going forward. i've only had neel in my life for an hour and a half, but if anything happened to him, i would kill everyone on here and then myself, etc. the bar was on the floor and it's shot over it by a mile. so far, at least, but i'm feeling optimistic, which is weird.

[binaryeclipse]

I will be honest guys, the Red portrait of king Charles is gorgeous asdfghjkl

it's a bad portrait. Like. Objectively. It does the opposite of what's intended. It looks like the painter is insulting him. If it was in a contemporary gallery with no context you would see it immediately as the ambivalent criticism of Charles's reign, how he fades into the overwhelming red background as a tiny little figure, small and insignificant, insufficient for the clothes he's wearing. It reminds my of Goya's portraits, how they were so 'realistic' that they ended up making these great figures look pathetic to the viewer. So these are our rulers?

the sheer novelty. the surprise and shock, the kinda cunt it's serving for no reason. I. I love it. It's an incredible portrait by Jonathan Yeo. By the sheer fact that Charles, the man, is impossible to portray as greater than man because he's just such a nothingburger of a dude. So a portrait made to make him look huge and interesting made him be swallowed in red brushstrokes. The butterfly, that reminded me immediately of " we will all laugh at guilded butterflies", draws more attention than him. It looks like an omen. It looks like a warning in all this red. Something is not right here.

This is the best royal portrait ever 10/10

[binaryeclipse]

what my notifs look like currently

[binaryeclipse]

Tumblr, 1 April 2024

[binaryeclipse]

[chanting under my breath: god clive god clive god clive]

[binaryeclipse]

The first rule of tragedy is to be yourself. The second of rule of tragedy is to be literally anyone else. The third rule is that however much you try there is no escaping being yourself forever.

[binaryeclipse]

The Only Important Rule To Remember:

When there are only two ships remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.

Sadly, we must bid goodbye to Rebelcaptain. Allow me to salute all of the wonderful, dedicated Rebelcaptain fans who fought so valiantly for them. You got them into the final three! 🫡

…and then there were two.

This. Is. It.

It’s the battle of the Obi-Wan ships.

Will the winner be Obikin?

Or will it be Codywan?

Cast your votes for the last time to decide, once and for all... what is the best Star Wars ship of all time?

...oh, but remember, this is all just for fun! So don't take it too seriously ;)

Happy voting, and may the best ship win!

[binaryeclipse]

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

[binaryeclipse]

thinking about them

[binaryeclipse]

[binaryeclipse]

[binaryeclipse]

i can't believe jabba the hutt sounds like good pussy

[binaryeclipse]

[binaryeclipse]

File under: even more blatant proof cis people can joke about trans people without it being at their expense