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im so mesmerized by this gif of violent j killin it its like smooth as butter 1080p juggalo jiving

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How I broke myself in half.

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I just need everyone to know about this tiktok account where these two girls sit and make a cocktail or a mixed drink, usually in a public place, but specifically usually like a fast food restaurant, and look around somewhat nervously while they do it like they’re on the run. They’re usually prominently featuring 2000s-era pop culture like wearing bedazzled clothing or using a Motorola RAZR. It’s called 2girls1bottl3 and I’m obsessed with it.

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yall be like ‘i love milfs’ but hate kids and wont even look at woman over the age of 30

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Have you guys ever followed someone and they follow you back kinda quick so it’s like what am I supposed to do with this mutual I can’t just break this fresh mutual ship it just started! And you realize you’re in a George Costanza ass situation

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From whom do you receive love?

Happy Valentine's Day!

Extra.

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Hey, buddy. Down here. You can control my gay ass using WASD (or arrrow keys).

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Back in Black!

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🫡

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re: vik and i having a moment about sig and zen… during one of our matches he respawned while i was all the way on point and i turned around and came back to go see him like “hi i’m here to pick you up :D” and he was like “dude i’m not playing mercy you can’t pick me up. now we’re both all the way back here cuz we’re both slow as fuck” and i was like “well yeah but i thought you’d appreciate the company :))” and honestly. i was just being goofy but that was very in character so i’m sticking with it. two dudes hovering to the payload at a leisurely pace while the rest of their team dies in an explosion. tag two blokes who do fuck all

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zenyatta cannot fix sigma but sig can ABSOLUTELY make zen worse

bf and i were playing lots of sigma and zenyatta last night and we started joking about sigyatta but i don’t think it’s a joke anymore because now i’m just thinking about it like. what if. what if

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i think they’re buddies. i think they just like. hang out. neither talon nor overwatch are happy about this arrangement but there’s really nothing either of them can do about it like whatre they gonna do? tell one of them to leave??? good fucking luck with that lmao

bf and i were playing lots of sigma and zenyatta last night and we started joking about sigyatta but i don’t think it’s a joke anymore because now i’m just thinking about it like. what if. what if

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bf and i were playing lots of sigma and zenyatta last night and we started joking about sigyatta but i don’t think it’s a joke anymore because now i’m just thinking about it like. what if. what if

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If Tracer worked for Talon..🤔