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I am gonna DM a battle royale one shot on Saturday

They are all level 10, based on random spins on a wheel, with 8 players

One is a druid

One is a hexblade warlock

One is a divination wizard

One is a wild magic sorcerer

One is a zealot barbarian

May the lord have mercy on my soul

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i swear i never stole anything, i swear, i swear that i’m a good kid

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Happy birthday Nagisa from Assassination Classroom!!

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Alright that’s it, no more playing games

who the FRICK drew a penis in Copyrighted Artists in Roblox when they asked for “the tallest building”?

My 9 year old sister was playing at that time, what the heck

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I’m just about to finish the first book of A:tLA, and I’m sorry but some of these plot points in the last episode just sound frickin hilarious out of context:

“There is a spirit old enough to remember. They call him the FACE STEALER. You must be careful to not show any emotion, or he will STEAL YOUR FACE”

“I know what I’m gonna do, General Iroh. I’m gonna KILL THE MOON!”

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Yo why the heck is everyone in Boku no Hero (except that one guy) so cool and well-written

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YouTube: (recommends me a channel called "Nico's Home")

Me: Huh, might as well check it out.

Nico's captions with Dalgona coffee: Because the foam is so light, it'll float like a dead body :3

Me:

Me: I love him.

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The guy I like researched autism articles so he could roleplay his character better because I thought his D&D character is autistic and if that doesn’t scream why I love him I don’t know what does.

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Me, before watching Kaguya Sama S2: I'll probably be fine.

Me, after: ISHIGAMIIIII, YOU DON'T DESERVE THIIIIISS-

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No one:

Absolutely no one:

Me to my D&D players: I am going to murder you all with a house.

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Me, about to listen to The Lightning Thief Musical: I hope this doesn't awaken something in me.

My brain after listening to the musical 5 times: 6 SCHOOLS IN 6 YEARS-

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Y’all, I think I’m starting to feel my wisdom teeth forming at the back of my mouth and I don’t like it one bit it fricking hurts when I touch it ;_;

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Me, before: I'm just gonna watch My Hero Academia with my sis every now and then, it's not like I'll get obsessed with it.

Me, now: (consuming IzuOcha, TodoMomo, KamiJirou, KiriBaku and MiriTama content everyday and planned a D&D school campaign inspired by the UA school)

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Everyone before Episode 15: Gothi, why do you always wear that mask?

Everyone after Episode 15: Let's keep this on.

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d&d spells as memes. i’ll start

power word kill

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My mother: You just want to move to Canada because you want to run away from your family!

Me:

Me: (points at the fact we're slowly going martial)