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truly insane how much Being Hungry will make your emotions try to fuck themselves. like oh man I feel horrible I feel bad all my life choices are wrong humanity is evil we should nuke it all. and then I eat a whole can of refried beans in one sitting and the world returns to looking like if lisa frank did plein air painting

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Alberta Geyer - Spring in Bloom, 2025 - Oil on canvas

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do you ever just pause from a conversation , look away ala fleabag, then ask yourself"do i have narcissistic personality disorder". i havent seen my therapist in a month and a half

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my missing eyeliner has been found but SOMEHOW. all my emergency money is stashed somewhere other than the bag im carrying. i have one measly peso on me rn

i brought some epinephrine and bondage rope to this mall four cities away but i somehow forgot my wallet at home.

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i brought some epinephrine and bondage rope to this mall four cities away but i somehow forgot my wallet at home.

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i want a situationship/compantionate relationship but its like. with a leather dyke in her 70s who dotes on me like im her grandson and gives me money for my little hobbies and makes sure i eat well but also has some weird sexual tension with me lol. but we're very good friends 🤗

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i want a situationship/compantionate relationship but its like. with a leather dyke in her 70s who dotes on me like im her grandson and gives me money for my little hobbies and makes sure i eat well but also has some weird sexual tension with me lol. but we're very good friends 🤗

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when i became a teenager i was so sad that id have to take boring adult flavorless pills but now that ive been on them daily for half a decade now i can confidently say they have subtle flavors. my favorite one is valproic acid/depamax. man, i miss that guy. a nice round shape and a really unique tang, felt really good on my tongue. i loved the weight too. me being less nervous and jerky and twitchy afterwards was just a bonus

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i wonder how the curse will manifest today

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customer was having a super divorced phone call VERY loudly earlier. she was like "this is why you don't have custody". I genuinely had to walk away because I couldn't stop laughing

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let’s play with mama

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if you’re a white creator and your brown/black characters are always sassy, reckless, aggressive or cold and your white characters are always soft, demure, shy and introverted you should think about maybe why you did that

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i need someone to grisp me to sleep

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its weird bc im technically bisexual (goes for both men and women and more) but i dont feel... straight when i do that? like technically im a trans man, but i still feel like a lesbian tomboy *and* a fem bading. like itll be gay no matter what. i cant even begin to explain this to my parents (who think im a normal tomboy) and to my sisters (who think im a bi tomboy/straight tomboy) and to my brother (who doesn't know what a tomboy is and just thinks i have short hair for the hell of it)

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Luma Arles - Frank Gehry