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Hi don’t really use tumblr anymore but I’m gonna post this here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If anyone is interested in a commission please contact me on twitter or instagram @rj_birb_art (not in here cus I don’t check my DMs in here)

I have more examples of my art in my instragm and twitter, even if ya don’t want a commission a follow on either account would be much appreciated

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so blessed. so moved. so grateful. cant believe this is my life. never going to take mob for granted. always going to love him. thank you

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if you guys buy these I will physically manifest in your house and kick your ass 

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so my english teacher put up new posters in her class and

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my #1 priority politically is making sure we bring back cowboys but more explicitly homoerotic

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😂

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Me in 2018 vs Me in 2019

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A chart.

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The most infuriating thing about the Tumblr purge is when you write something that’s nsfw, you can’t tag it as nsfw because then Tumblr auto-hides the post.

So…what do you do?  Don’t post it?  Don’t tag it?  Tag it as “no t sa fe 4 worrrrk” or something equally obtuse?

It makes it impossible to post responsibly.  :/  

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fellas is it gay to take in an injured, half-starving man in the arctic, nurse him back to health, describe him as a “celestial spirit”, listen to him feeling sorry for himself wnd recount his tale of how he abandoned his living creation, and still describe him as “lovely” until he dies holding your hand?

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There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

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i’m simple….this is my fav character dynamic

alternatively 

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corporate: we wont pay you a cent above min wage

also corporate: why are all the good employees quitting? why are we understaffed? we gotta fix the high turnover rate that happens god knows why. everyone on the floor go and work harder to compensate while we figure out this mystery thanks

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someone: bear in mind…..

me:

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I love how the romantics were unable to tell if they were feverish or experiencing an (1) emotion.

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POPULAR CARTOON SHOW: ok we need this one bit of animation to be like movie-level quality 

JAMES BAXTER: