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Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

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my organizational systems are flawless

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i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

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My DM has mentioned the possibility of my character’s death as a few too many NPC’s who can see the future so I’m worried that he might kill him off. So just in case he does and I’m not happy with it, I have some truly awful backup characters to pull out such as:

A half-orc barbarian who’s just Shrek

A Kenku that only communicates via a Duke Nukem soundboard

Paul of House Blart, Paladin of Ma’all, God of Justice and Mercantile

A gnome bard who exclusively plays Crazy Frog songs

And a Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortle

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stupid cats are valid

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if you read this ur gay

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i love those cutscenes in dao/da2 where the hero’s three chosen companions are standing behind them looking at them like

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walking through skyrim with the music turned down and the sound of dragons in the distance is so peaceful and perfect

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Hawke telling someone “it’s Hawke, with an E,” and ending up with a nametag that reads “Hewk.”

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Bite him nose

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Idg why people are against busty women in turtlenecks, literally who cares if you have “uniboob”? To whom do you owe separate and defined titties? Only cowards and fools fear the breast monolith

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Настроение: серый котик

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who wants to have a knife fight in the forest with me

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