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i don't know why, but cowboy!john walker has been on my mind for 2 days. put that man in a cowboy hat. yeehaw

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you know what? fine, i'll say it. i like john walker. does that erase the fact that he's an asshole? no. is he my captain america? absolutely not. has he fully redeemed himself? not even close.

but yeah, i would die for him.

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you know what? fine, i'll say it. i like john walker. does that erase the fact that he's an asshole? no. is he my captain america? absolutely not. has he fully redeemed himself? not even close.

but yeah, i would die for him.

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The beard is doing things to me that I’m not ready to admit.

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Avengers tower cozy fics in the big ‘25, we are so fucking back. And dare I say better since the dysfunctional family dynamic is actually believable this time.

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The Thunderbolts really said, “I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found.”

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headcanon : longbottom estate & family history.

the longbottoms have an ancestral house that has been passed down for generations called ' the oak's point '

history,

to give a very brief overview, the longbottoms had a massive start as one of the few families to mass-produce and introduce wand productions across britain and scotland as far back as the 14th century

this was a possibility in part due to one of the longbottoms having been gifted a massive land by the royalty at the time as well as a title that had allowed him to cultivate the land — which was rich of the magical substances that made the wands

of course, knowing they would never surpass ollivander's influence in wandmaking, the longbottoms remained one of their main suppliers; a business partnership they carry well into the twentieth century

the longbottoms have also been involved in other industries such as providing materials and clothes for the mass production of robes, and aiding the royal family in supplying magical wood for the heightened interest in magical sailing back in the 15th century

in the 16th century, the longbottoms were already quite well-known as a family with inherited generational wealth, with the heir at the time amounting to ( in today's calculation ) half a million net worth.

today, augusta longbottom sits as the head to the longbottom fortune, with neville as her sole heir. she is worth around 7.4 million pound, while neville's net worth is expected to rise to 10.3 million pound by the time he leads the longbottom house as head.

oak's point,

oak's point belonged to neville's ancestor who built the estate around the 15th century.

the estate encompassed around 12 acres of land, with the whole house being able to provide up to two hundreds occupant at the same time, if need be.

at present, it is with residents : housing augusta, enid, algie, and neville.

neville grew up in oak's point at the main residence ( called 'chestnut mansion' ) where he is watched closely by his grandmother, a governess, and a specially appointed house-elf, orla.

up until he's eleven, the year he goes to hogwarts, neville is homeschooled and is thus, quite sheltered.

neville was supposed to live at another part of oak's point, called the 'bur's cottage', because it was specially dedicated and gifted to frank and alice and it was where they plan to raise their family. as an adult, augusta gifted the cottage for neville to use, which he does — though sparingly, when he ended up mainly living at hogwarts.

the whole of oak's point now housed three main house-elves: totts, margie, and orla. they are being treated quite fondly and fairly by all members of the longbottom ( that is, if uncle algie isn't being annoying ) , though given the traditional view still practised by augusta, they aren't considered as free creatures at all.

current members of house longbottom,

augusta, aged 64 neville, aged 22

algie, aged 55 enid, 50

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*softens ur commander* <3 :)

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Davrin has been so on my mind recently. His martyr complex is so big you could see it from Fereldan. He’s a reluctant father figure to a perfect kitty cat. He negs me and Lucanis in battle. My man is Chiseled. Tits out. Babygirl I’m so sorry I Didn’t punch your boss I hope you’ll still kiss me

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Thedas month names they could never make me forget you (i forgor)

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Neve in red has me feeling some type of way... ❤️

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I am obsessed with the fact that the Veilguard all gathers round to watch Solas's saddest memories and then dissects them like it's an episode of Desperate Housewives. 10/10 no notes, exactly what he deserves.

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he just said 'maker preserve me i must send you to him' admit me to the hospital because im THROWING UP (affectionate)

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I don't have a good idea fairy. I have a chaos idea demon, and he's feasting on my soul

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Wild how some blokes think women only go for the most boring, generic, triangular trust fund men when meanwhile, over in the Dragon Age fandom, we are absolutely feral for this parade of glorious mess

(I did Origins but am limited to ten images…but I see you, Alistair “Swooping is Bad” Theirin and Zevran, defo assassin defo farthest thing from a virgin Antivan Crow disaster bisexual. We also go feral for them.)

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DAVRIN in DRAGON AGE: THE VEILGUARD dev. bioware