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i’ll say it ILL SAY IT fanon bokuto hurts my head stfu like it’s just not giving bc it’s.. wrong?

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Hi! May i please have a bnha match up? I’m a bi 19 year old girl. I’m 5’9 and i have curly brown hair and hazel eyes. I have a very soft, cozy style and i basically wear sweaters 24/7. I’m a scorpio and INTP. I’m antisocial due to anxiety, so i’m closed off to most people. I have a sarcastic and dirty sense of humor, and i’m childish. I like playfully teasing people. I’m a gryffindor, and quite stubborn. I’m easily jealous in a relationship. I’m also not very good at initiating affection. I’m really into fitness and health, and i exercise every day. Some of my other hobbies include baking, shopping, and singing. I love video games like animal crossing, but i’m also a huge horror fan. Thanks in advance!! 💕

i matched you with.. eijiro kirishima

—he’s very persistent and he’d be that way trying to initiate w a friendship with you. he’ll of course respect your personal space, but he was never not gonna be nice to you and the persistence kind of helped you feel okay with opening up to him

—he loves initiating affection!! he always makes sure to pay as many compliments as he can because he doesn’t want people to feel insecure and alone because he knows what it’s like. so you don’t even have to worry about not being able to initiate because this man is three steps ahead of you.

—workout buddies !! WORKOUT BUDDIES. omfg it’s his favorite thing in the world. you two take turns playing music and you argue over what you’re gonna do for the day

—^^ you argue up until he sends you a photo of a shakily handwritten schedule of your workout days to ‘keep the peace’

—i feel like kirishima both has an island with you and enforces a weekly gore night where you binge watch the supposedly scariest movies you can find.

thinking about karaoke with kirishima. he’s way louder than you are and you’re not sure if you should be singing at all, but either way you can’t find it in you to care. your eyes are trained on his face, your features softening every time he laughs in between lines. he switches between ‘singing’ to you and the crowd, and he punches the air in excitement when he’s done.

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i am a grade a bitch for pretty boys 😃 my mbti is estj and my biggest pet peeve is either people who walk too slow in front of me or people with no sense of humour ,, my love language is words of affirmation and my favourite genre of music is heavy or death metal (a few artists i love include bring me the horizon, our last night, architects, motionless in white, my chemical romance, pierce the veil, sleeping with sirens) :p my character presence is either i don’t mind and definitely from either aot or bnha !

i matched you with; setsuna tokage

—i feel like you would work better with an extrovert over an introvert and she is definitely that.

—you two are so loud, kinda annoying, definitely cocky, a little passive aggressive, basically the lesbians who seem really nice at first but then they make you anxious to look at

—i feel like she didn’t really listen to your music much (definitely some) until you put her on it. afterwards? she never stops playing it. her feelings for heavy metal are arguably almost stronger than her feelings for you

—you two have the same energy as the vids you sent me of your friends drunk yelling at an air mattress

—she loves your voice and she definitely teases you for it. comes through with the cheesy g’day mate comments and she randomly slides a bunch of australian slang in convo.

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hey hey i’ll be trying to get matchups out monday & tuesday , have been working all week

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izuku and bakugo are absolutely tied

bnha simp list? i found this on another blog! i didn't make it, but it is fun to do😛

https://href.li/?https://mha-sorter.netlify.app/index.html

here's mine!

tagging: @yamigooops @mint-yoon-ki @innrsoul @sunatooru @megumisbimbo @ssrated1volleyballplayer @autumnandhotchocolate only if you want to!!

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oh btw as of now my matchups are closed

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Hi, if it’s okay could I please request a matchup for bnha? I’m an infj-t and my biggest pet peeve are people who try to manipulate others as well as chewing too loudly. My love languages are words of affirmation and acts of service. As for genres I’ll listen to pretty much anything from Riot Grrrl bands (especially the song Rollerderby Queen by Red Aunts) to Yung Gravy to Hozier. My favorite song atm is Teenage Witch by Suzi Wu. I don’t have a preference when it comes to gender. If you don’t vibe with this please feel free to ignore! I hope you day/night is going well!!

i matched you with; mina ashido

—i don’t know your aesthetic but i’m getting very opposite aesthetics / vibe couple from this.

—she will be so loud in your face, but she also gets really excited and does know when to respect your boundaries.

—i feel like she loves giving compliments so much to begin with and when she’s with someone it amplifies it so words of affirmation are all good

—friendly fire between the two of you. i think every good relationship has some bullying and you’ll definitely find it here.

—i also think mina really loves introducing people she cares about with other people she cares about, so she basically forces her friends to spend time with you (most of them don’t mind but some (one) is probably a dickwad about it)

thinking about staying the night at mina’s place. she browses your liked songs to make the perfect playlist for you and rents your favorite movies off amazon. she makes you do face masks with her and gets the two of your matching pajamas. she’s the type of make a schedule of stuff to do, but nonetheless she ignores it to massage your shoulders while you’re watching the movie and play with your hair once you’re asleep.

your song: honeypie by JAWNY— this was like the fourth song on the sleepover playlist

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LMFAOOO guess what i'm here for, you know a bunch about me, im enfp, biggest pet peeve is obvious liars and people who like fart as a joke? yk what i mean? shit irks me so bad bc how is that funny? idk my love language i think its quality time, i like recieving gifts though, you know my music, and umm haikyuu for a surprise

i match you with; daichi sawamura

—don’t get me wrong i wanted to give you someone who was way too annoying and makes me want to shoot myself but i didn’t so tough

—this man will talk so much shit with you. our dms but less caps and less death threats and he can be so passive aggressive and petty, it’s so funny

—he apologizes for you all the time, but not in like a gross way. he’ll go “so sorry about her!” and then the second that persons gone he’s mocking them a little bit. sometimes you’ll say something uncalled for and he can’t stop himself from laughing in their face

—don’t let his sweet demeanor fool anyone, he’s bullying you it’s just less blunt. you start wheezing and he just stares at you for a good 45 seconds of guinea pig noises before going “are you done? can you breathe?”

—he’s also really loving and he’ll definitely give you the affection you refuse to admit you want but won’t be overbearing about it

—i think daichi loves giving gifts and also really loves acts of service. he’ll definitely make you little things too (including food other than rice because you never eat anything else goddamn)

—he teases you all the time and he can definitely handle the way you come back without getting offended or being bitchy. he also makes fun of you about the fact you find him attractive just because he knows it’ll probably irk you

—he’s really good at leadership and really put together and i unironically think he’d be very good for you

—he is very strategic, put together ‘chaotic’ energy. when you put him next to you it definitely mellows you out without actually changing how you act (aka makes being around you tolerable)

thinking about daichi on a phone call with someone who he could not be bothered with. it’s definitely someone who got their feelings hurt by you, but nonetheless the phones on speaker and he has a hand held over your mouth to try to quiet down your laughs the best he fucking can, but it’s hard when it’s making him want to laugh, too. his voice is insincere, insults in its undertone until he hangs up and you both burst into laughter, quoting the person on the other line in high pitch tones.

your song: like or like like the miniature tigers— you definitely put this shit on stfu

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ok hey rat hmmm...

few things about me: i’m the biggest procrastinator, i like pickles, and i fucking hate bugs

mbti: entp

biggest pet peeve: people asking me a question when i’ve already answered, ex: “i like pickles” “you like pickles??”

love language: physical touch

gender preference: no preference

genre: rnb/indie (brent faiyaz, steve lacy, mac demarco...)

i match you with; monoma neito

—don’t fucking start with me you two would be fucking amazing together. that would be some goal relationship shit. sit back and want what y’all have i don’t even care

—monoma is literally so goal oriented and he so badly wants to be the best, and i think that energy with you goes so well. plus he’s smart as shit and i don’t take you for someone who wants a complete idiot

—i would love to write a smau of just you two texting because your conversations would be so fucking funny and so rude and would get yall so cancelled so fast.

—also your tiktok dms. speaking of social media he’s in all your comments bullying you and making sex jokes “shit shawty what your boobies smell like😟” or “LMFAOO SHUT UP UGLY ASS” no in between ever. ever.

—this man can be so annoying, you absolutely slap him. when he’s being embarrassing or annoying you also laugh at him, definitely boosts his ego. you humble him, he tries to humble you and fails

thinking about monoma who has to talk himself up before he holds your hand for the first time. he wouldn’t dare say it out loud, couldn’t bother to admit he’s anxious, but his subconscious is screaming at him to get his shit together. his hand might be a little sweaty and if you comment on it he tells you that ‘lying to you earlier and telling you your hair looked good stressed him out’ and that’s the reason, the only reason, why. you both knows he’s bullshit, but if you go on any more about it he’ll probably start yelling, so you just wipe your palm off on his pants before grabbing his hand again.

your song: poison by brent faiyaz— this is the one. was probably simultaneously and unanimous decided, and neither of you really talked about. second choice would be gap in the clouds by yellow days

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for the match up bc this is reparations:

im lazy but i do really well in school & i can never finish new shows & i take three hour naps, entj, my biggest pet peeve is ppl chewing w their mouth open & breathing loud, acts of service or physical touch is my love language, r&b is my fav genre, and no gender preference & aot / mha / hq

idk if i did this right but idc

i match you with; ymir

—the hottest couple ever. so unbelievably attractive. y’all fuck shit up. i cannot express how much it angers me how good you two would look together.

—you two are so mean. like straight up disrespectful, you make people cry. but you have so much fun. the perfect dynamic for you to be honest? y’all never stop fucking around and you can send her your dumb intrusive thoughts like we talked about in the server

—acts of service? she does so much shit for you without you asking or her telling. physical touch? she’ll make fun of you here and there but she is obsessed with you and loves finding excuses to have a hand on you.

—when people check you out she doesn’t get like mad and threaten them, she just goes for the kill bro. makes fun of them super hard, unnecessarily funny.

—she’ll give you a lot of shit for being lazy or taking naps or anything, but she is actually proud of how much you accomplish and wants you to take care of yourself.

—also she loves to take photos of you. bro i’m sorry i already said it but she is genuinely so obsessed with you. she isn’t gonna be super sappy but she’s gonna tell you how hot you are every 2 hours at least.

thinking about ymir who brushes your hair before bed every night. she tells you it’ll be easier for you to brush in the morning, gives you an excuse about how when it dreads while you’re sleeping you look horrifying. but she just loves the way it feels, being intimate like that with you. she continues to brush it after all the tangles are out, playing with the split ends after every brush or grazing her hand against the back of your neck whenever she gets the chance.

your song: what you heard by sonder— don’t quite know how it got there but yea this the one

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hello my personal piece of shit <3 you know my ass but i’ll tell you anyways

mbti: infj

biggest pet peeve: loud chewing

fav genre of music: kpop 🙄 but also doja cat and tyler the creator on the side for some flavor

character preference: a dude from my hero academia

i love you my asshole <33

i match you with; kirishima eijiro

—first and foremost i think this man would go hard as fuck with you to some music. like y’all will be going all out.

—he is the perfect mix of healthy teasing and show you how much he cares about you. will poke fun at you and build a bunch of inside jokes but he is your biggest supporter ever

—he sends you cute random texts for sure. “saw this dog i thought you’d like today‼️” dog pic. “LISTEN TO THIS SONG RIGHT NOW BELLA YOULL GO CRAZY IM TELLING YOU” just random shit like that

—the extrovert to your introvert for sure. he loves to take you places and even more loves staying inside with you and just chilling

—oh and if you do any music thing he is so there. if there’s an event and you’re singing he’s there and he’s got flowers and the biggest fucking grin

thinking about kirishima who begs you to let him dye your hair. he makes it a whole day once you say yes, and he insists you do red with him. he does it all himself, sections your hair and dyes however much you’re comfortable with before moving on to his own. he loves to wash your hair after, fingers combing through the slight tangles that formed while letting the dye sit. he makes you take a shit ton of photos about how you match, too.

your song: casual by doja cat— it reminded you of him in the talking stage, and was definitely on your pining playlist. later in your relationship i’d say best part by daniel caesar.

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Hi!! For the matchups - I’m 5’1, Libra, I tend to have a pretty intense rbf and I rarely will initiate conversation with strangers irl, so I come off a little intimidating sometimes. I am LOUD and boisterous with the select few people I’m comfortable with though, and Im more of a follower than a leader - I don’t want to deal with the responsibility I’m just along for the ride lmao. I’m an INFP, my biggest pet peeve is someone chewing loudly with their mouth open, my love language is acts of service/quality time, I tend to like indie/alternative music, and I prefer male hq character!! (Or BNHA if you’d prefer!) thank you so much!!💛✨

(If you’ve closed these already please disregard this ahaha, I saw the post and wasn’t sure how old it was at that point ;-;)

i match you with; yamaguchi tadashi

—well for one with the way you always seem pissed and he is,, himself i think you two would look really good together aesthetically speaking

—also he can both match your energy and be a calm counterpart for you.

—you two being together gives you both the chance to grow into taking leadership in conversation and shit and relationships always need room for growth

—also don’t even get me started yamaguchi’s receiving love language is quality time and words of affirmation and his giving is acts of service so that works wonderfully for you both

—he loves to try to help you however he can!! if you’re struggling with homework, he’ll offer to study together. he also adores cooking for you

—i don’t think he minds your loud personality at all, you definitely help him open up more!! he loosens up a lot with you

yamaguchi who takes notes on your mbti type and star signs. once he figures them out, he looks them up and writes little key bullet points. he also looks up his, and then the compatibility for both. if you’re into zodiacs, he sends you your horoscope every morning.

your song: kingston by faye webster— he introduced it to you when he made you your first playlist (he’s made you multiple for you to play during different moods)

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bitchugo; matchups—

aka: couples that would piss me off probably

send me: a few things about yourself, your mbti, biggest pet peeve, love language, favorite genre of music, and your character preference (gender and show). i’ll match you with someone and give some reasons why, plus a little ‘thinking about’/imagine relating to the character. if you include your favorite genre (and maybe a few artists) i’ll include ‘your song’

shows: boku no hero academia, haikyuu, attack on titan

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iIiiiIII AM NOT SHOWIN UP ON TAGS

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just that stupid

pairing; izuku midoriya x reader

izuku can’t seem to stand women, and you aren’t really any exception

cw— nsfw, misogyny (the whole plot), manipulation i guess?, not all nsfw but definitely talks about sex, a little degradation, being used for sex lmfao, it’s half edited and by half edited i mean i kinda read over it while i was high

thinking about izuku who hates women, but isn’t quite sure why. he tries not to fester on it when they talk to him, digs his fingernails into his palms with a strained smile to best channel his anger. he thinks maybe it’s rooted from his mom; thinks it was ingrained into him slowly throughout his whole life every time she would show such an abhorrent lack of faith in him. or maybe it stems from his own insecurity, turning woman into a synonym for weak every time he came up short handed, how he learned to realize to be a hero he needs to grow up and be a man.

he thinks though, really, it’s just.. women. he can’t help but bite the inside of his cheek when you talk to him, focusing his attention on the acidic flavor over the pitch in your voice. your mannerisms overwhelm him, and he’s not sure exactly what the predisposition is but you just never seem to understand things fast enough.

thinking about izuku who hates women but has nowhere to take it out, because a hero who saves everyone has to save girls, too. his rage is starting to bottle up inside him, shining through in snide comments under his breath or creating meaningless competitions that he knows he’ll win with the opposite sex, because he will always be the better of the two, no matter who it is. it never makes him feel better, though, he always comes up short, pissed off and pent up.

thinking about izuku figuring out the best way to solve his problem is women— is you. he learned how to say what people want to hear when he went to ua, trained to be the perfect, approachable hero and the perfect, trustworthy man. thinking about izuku realizing he can tell you whatever the fuck you want and you will eat that shit up, because he’s really sure at this point that women are just that stupid.

thinking about izuku digging up his high school habits, remembering the shyness and worry in his voice and mimicking it when he tells you he wants to try out degradation. he adds a stutter to his words, shakes his hands in front of him and tells you it’s okay if you don’t want to because he respects you. and of course you’ll say yes because you love him and you love all the things he says to you and all the ways he loves you and women do stupid things for love.

thinking about izuku who fucking hates women and shows you just how much he does every time he fucks you. he lets you know how stupid you are, how desperate you look choking on his cock like the pathetic fucking whore you were meant to be. his hands yank at your hair a little too hard and he doesn’t give a fuck how much is too much because he loves you and you love him and ‘this pussy is fucking his, right?’.

thinking about izuku who hates women but is kind enough, has enough decency, to let it sit on his chest and rot, eat away at his composure and only take it out on you. thinking about izuku who hates women but is considerate enough to put all his anger in his dumb little thing— because you aren’t even a goddamn person to him.

thinking about izuku who hates women and hates you even more. he realizes why you’re still around, as much as he doesn’t want to admit; realizes that the reason the problem isn’t eradicated as a whole is because you were built for him to fuck. he tells you how good you look with a red throat and watery eyes, how proud he is that you trust him enough to let him do this to you. when you bring up how active your sex life is he promises to you that he’s always had a high libedo and he loves you too much to resist himself.

thinking about izuku who hates you enough to fuck you dumb, speechless and empty headed just so he doesn’t have to hear you talk for another fucking second. thinking about izuku who hates women but tells you he loves you when he cums, just to make sure you know exactly where you belong.

this is for ‘slutty saturday’— @izukine @kirsteiiins @fiaficsxo @erensbunny @glittrkink @xenihime @megumisbimbo

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n*fw— thinking about roommate katsuki bakugo in his room, music a little too quiet and lights on when they probably shouldn’t be. he’s sure he locked the door— or maybe he didn’t, maybe he didn’t really want to stop you from coming in. thinking about roommate katsuki stroking his dick to the thought of you, not bothering to hide his grunts— maybe even accentuating them because he knows the walls are a little too thin and you have to be hearing everything he’s doing right now. thinking about roommate katsuki joining you in your shared living room right after he moans your name, covered in a sheen of sweat and just slightly less angry than he normally is as he makes no effort to hide how he’s looking at you. thinking about roommate katsuki palming himself at the sound of you getting yourself off in the room next to his, savoring the slight echo of your whimpers and the disgustingly filthy noises your fingers are making before he pounds his fist on the wall, telling you to quiet the fuck down before he makes you.

slutty saturday: @izukine @xenihime @mitsuluv @megumisbimbo @fiaficsxo @glittrkink @kirsteiiins

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LIYAHHHHH MMM

the boys’ kinks | haikyu headcanons

slutty saturday contributors @fiaficsxo @kirsteiiins @glittrkink @xenihime @megumisbimbo @mitsuluv @bitchugo

warnings: 18+, breeding, size kink, praise, impact play + twitter links // my read more isnt working so long posts until it does

breeding kinks: daichi, ushijima, atsumu, asahi, iwaizumi, semi, oikawa, kita, meian, ukai

links: x | x | x

he loves looking at your flushed face. thinks you look so cute, so pretty. your fucked out little body glistening with sweat, legs pushed back behind your head and trembling, struggling to hold themselves up. his hips are ramming into you maddeningly, dick sharp as he abuses your spongy walls. your sore thighs shake profusely, broken wails emitting from your throat along with incoherent mumbles. ‘s’too much’ you finally get out, gripping his strong biceps. your words are lost on him, encouraging him to only speed up, heavy balls hitting the plush pads of your ass. “wanna fuck a little baby in you, make you a pretty momma,” he syncopates his thrusts with his words. you nod your head, cunt convulsing around his cock, coaxing his release. “f-fuck, m’gonna fill you up, mommy. gonna give it all to you.”

praise kinks: oikawa, akaashi, noya, hinata, suga, bokuto, kuroo, lev, osamu, aone

links: x | x | x

how many times has he cum from just your sweet words? swears he’ll never get over the way your saccharine voice coaxes him to his release, each and every time. you’re so good to him, he just wants to be a good boy. your good little boy. you sit atop him, rocking your hips back and forth, lust lidded eyes boring into his teary ones. his mouth is agape, and the soft whimpers that flow from his lips sends shivers up your spine. “look how good you’re being for me,” you cup his face, “you feel so good inside me, always sososo—good!” your pussy clamps down on him, forcing his hips to buck up into your sopping hole. “wanna make you c-cum,” he ruts, kissing sloppily down the valley of your chest, all the way up to your swollen lips. you guide his hand to your clit, moving it on your own before releasing your grasp. “go ahead, baby, you can do it, make your sweet girl cum.” his nimble fingers never falter, rubbing your nub vigorously until you’re a sobbing mess atop of him. he finishes shortly after you, proud that he was such a good boy, making you orgasm so intensely.   

size kinks: daichi, kuroo, tanaka, atsumu, aone, ushijima, iwaizumi, kyotani, meian, ukai, tsukishima

he’s always been big. built bigger than most around him, taller than most around him, but most importantly, he’s bigger than you. he absolutely loves how small your are compared to him. the way he can wrap you up in his arms, and the way your little cunt hugs him. the first time you had sex, you were certain that it wasn’t going to fit, because how could it? tall in length and thick all around, there was just no way. he’d assure you, though. rubbing perfect little figure eights into your clit as he slowly sheathes himself inside your tight walls, your pussy forcing him out. hushed cries of ‘too big, too big, too big’ pouring from your mouth, the taste of salty tears on your tongue. “you’re doing so good, baby. look at how much is left—fuck, you’ll take it all though, won’t you?”

impact kinks: suga, kenma, tsukishima, iwaizumi, osamu, akaashi, semi, ushijima, kyotani, meian, suna, aran

links: x | x | x

there’s just something about you being put in your place that really gets him, turns him on. you’ve always had a mouth on you, saying shit that ticks him off, or even just being a brat and throwing a fit when things don’t go your way. he assumes this all started when you pushed him one day. got all in his face, taunting him, just being insufferable. after having enough of your tantrum, he yanked you by the hair and laid you across his lap. the whole ordeal shocked you, and made you finally stop talking. but he wasn’t done. no, he made sure you’d listen, and you’d listen good. “why so quiet, baby?” smack, “is this what i gotta do to get you to listen?” smack, “get you to stop pushing me around?” he grits. that’s when he thinks it started, and since then he couldn’t stop. just seeing you laid out on his lap, completely at his mercy as he brings another harsh slap to your smooth skin. your choked-out moans echoing through the room, thighs coated in slick. yeah, seeing you all marked up with his hand prints sparked something in him.

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