bitemeilovewaffles
bitemeilovewaffles
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bitemeilovewaffles · 2 hours ago
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it’s difficult to be a dom with anarchist leanings.
my sub will be like “i have to tell you something… i broke a rule. i’ll accept whatever punishment you see fit.” and i’m like. rise up comrade you have nothing to lose but your padded restraints. no doms no masters. oh you want me to spank you. yeah i can do that.
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do NOT trust your own thoughts that everyone hates you. the curse of the blood moon is imminent. it's not you. it's ganondorf
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You are a fan of internationally-acclaimed K-pop group Huntrix. They drop a new single to wild success and its debut performance is canceled without clear explanation. Huntrix's management says something about a medical condition with the lead singer.
At the same time a new boyband debuts with a song that tops all the charts. The boyband doesn't seem to have a management company. Or names. Maybe that doesn't matter because their sound IS catchy. Huntrix is completely out of the public eye except for two appearances alongside this new boyband where they are there exclusively to beef. It's maybe a PR stunt. It's maybe because Rumi is exes with one of the only two named members of the Saja Boys.
People start going missing at a rate 4x the national average. You probably wouldn't even know about this except that 3 of the missing people were big names on Stan Twitter so it's kind of a big deal. There are four different high-traction posts claiming all the recent missing people were Saja Boy fans. But that's like claiming all the recent missing people drank water and breathed air.
Rumi is still on medical leave but Huntrix management is saying Huntrix WILL be at the K-pop Awards. Someone on Twitter's uncle's friend works in a recording studio and he says Huntrix is debuting a song which tells the Saja Boys to die. The exes theory gets a lot of traction. Twitter tries to doxx Jinu to confirm the theory but no one can figure out who he is. Twitter tries to doxx the other Saja Boys to the same lack of success. One account said she had "a lead" but her Twitter has been silent for 72 hours since.
Rumi is back from medical leave for the K-pop Awards just in time to have a massive falling-out and break-up on stage. This probably devastated you but you don't really remember it. The Saja Boys invite everyone to a concert. A lot of people who went don't remember going, and you'd call that suspicious except you also went and don't remember going.
Somehow no one in the crowd of 10,000 thought to record the concert on their phone. Maybe there was a "no phones" rule but usually there are still leaks. No one has any video or photo evidence of this concert happening. However you all collectively remember hearing "What It Sounds Like" at the concert (before it debuted 4 days later from Huntrix's label.) This does not make a lot of sense because this was a Saja Boys concert, supposedly. Someone says they saw Zoey impale at least one of the Saja Boys. You would brush this off as a stupid rumor but 2-dozen other people are saying the same thing and you a little bit remember it too.
There's a lot of people saying "Let's wait for an official statement from the Saja Boys" on Twitter but they've been saying that for 2 weeks now and no one has seen or heard from them since the concert. There's a lot of people saying "Zoey killed them fr" which was a joke at first and now, is not not a joke, but it hits a little different.
Most of you are kinda over SB Twitter at this point so you kind of don't care anymore but there are a few remaining fans who've doubled down on the doxxing effort to figure out if they're okay. It's not going well. One person claims to have found Jinu's identity but everyone thinks she's stupid because that guy died literally 400 years ago. YES the royal court's painting of him looks identical and yes that guy was a singer too, but come on, the K-pop look is 90% make-up anyway.
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bitemeilovewaffles · 2 hours ago
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headcanon that Kris is rly good at flirting until it’s somebody they actually like
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So, a funny thing happened on trigun twitter
(amazon link where its 50% off as of May 8th: https://www.amazon.com/This-How-You-Lose-Time/dp/1534430997/)
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FOR REAL
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bitemeilovewaffles · 11 hours ago
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The Virgin Suicides (1999) dir. Sofia Coppola
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bitemeilovewaffles · 11 hours ago
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So one particular idiot, and a few others, was in my reblogs yesterday about how it’s silly to call ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ a concentration camp because it’s not like anyone is suggesting work camps or extermination camps.
Here’s one of the declared republican candidates for Governor of California, the response from the Auschwitz Memorial Museum, and his doubling-down.
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bitemeilovewaffles · 11 hours ago
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im going to put on my pretentious hat for a minute so bear with me but sometimes things are not analog horror. listen i love the subgenre a LOT and its done so many amazing things for the indie horror/internet horror community but its gotten to the point where people see a scary face with high black and white contrast and say its analog horror. analog horror is found footage presented with the context that you are viewing a video filmed/recorded on analog. More often that not, it's either commercial PSAs or home videos where something unexplainable happens to the mundane. Analog horror is second-hand warnings about firsthand accounts in the style of an educational program on a budget. the unknown is achieved through grainy visual noise in darkness the camera can't pick up. its the perversion of nostalgia (specifically 90s-early 2000s) and it preys on childhood fears and i LOVE it. you cannot adapt analog horror into a videogame. You can make references to it's monsters or try to replicate it's style, but because you're not experiencing it in video format anymore, it loses most of what makes the subgenre unique. Analog horror usually never breaks its magic circle. Digital horror--Analog's little sister--relies almost exclusively on breaking the magic circle. It's your Kinito Pet, it's the Broken Script Minecraft mod, it's Doki Doki Literature Club, it's horror games and youtube letsplays that break the fourth wall and take advantage of your reliance and trust in the magic circle. It tells you that your safety has been invaded, its the fear of malware and viruses and i think that it would be good for indie horror enthusiasts to, not necessarily abandon analog, but to stop trying to make it fit into media that weakens it.
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bitemeilovewaffles · 11 hours ago
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Meow 😡
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bitemeilovewaffles · 11 hours ago
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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3
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After I complete Our New Hope, I may continue with an original project that I've been brainstorming about since before the Pandemic. However, I am not entirely committed to this project. As an alternative, I might instead focus on writing and completing Juno's Legacy or Daughters of the Sea's final book.   Maite's style will be similar to Our New Hope's, as working with monochromatic or small-palette comics was more time-effective. This preview is a style test for what the final project may look like.   As for the story, Maite is the story of a half-greek-titan woman in the Bronze Age Collapse Period. She is on a journey to fight monsters, uncover who her father is, and hopefully avoid restarting the Titanomachy War.
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bitemeilovewaffles · 11 hours ago
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It is very revealing when sex-negative Puritans accuse a person of pedophilia simply for dating a person who is short, or who looks vaguely young... they conceive of the problem being the wrong kind of attraction, rather than the exploitation of power.
and once you believe attraction itself can be inherently damaging, it is not a leap to claim that a person cannot ever fantasize or masturbate a friend without their consent, for example, or even just that being openly gay is child abuse/grooming. it is a reactionary position. but you see lots of queer people believing in some form of it.
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bitemeilovewaffles · 11 hours ago
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Nala flop
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bitemeilovewaffles · 11 hours ago
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being so staunchly anti generative ai while everyone around you is "i used chatgpt" and "i asked grok" and google search is useless and every company is implementing ai and every single celeb is taking ai money and partnering with ai is like... it's so jarring. why can't you see the harm like i can? why are you so lazy? why are we making society this stupid? can we please stop? it's killing people does that not matter to you?
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