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Ngl you could make the best most lifechanging post in the world but if you use three different huge font sizes and 6 colors like you think we’re toddlers in need of jingly keys to pay attention to your post I am not reblogging it

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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Congratulations, what a good time to get into them! Given the reunion and all -- i had to wait years for that lol

would you guys accept me if i made a confession. well. it is my blog. i have gotten so into oasis it’s unreal. i fear my spotify wrapped is cooked. can’t help it though <3

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the older i get, the more i realize how it is considered deeply unnatural for women to like themselves and enjoy their own company. everyone has such a huge fucking problem with that. women are only "normal" when we're modifying or deprecating ourselves. you're literally treated like a freak if you don't hate femaleness.

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if it’s “against your religious beliefs” to shake hands with a woman then you should probably be living in a cloistered community of like-minded woman-haters in some remote landscape somewhere instead of pursuing a career in public life where you have to work with women. this is the nicest way I could have possibly phrased this btw.

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I...I thought that Stonehenge was on Easter Island. I got it mixed up with the squidward's house face guys

#AmericanMoment

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Hell yeah, ad for no ads

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Nobody anywhere "gets the whole nonbinary thing" because it's not real, hope this helps!

When you’re so oppressed you aren’t even recognized as the oppressed group you roleplay as.

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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?

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Damn bro and your art is about gender and clowns? And the inherent performance of identity in clowns which is gender? and you would describe your performance art as being a gender clown??? so you do drag but it's clown themed???? thats so crazyyyy

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for no reason whatsoever here’s a reminder that if you consider yourself a leftist/punk/abolitionist/anarchist/radical in any sort of way and get called into jury duty, you are to become the most square person on earth during the jury questionnaire!!!

don’t be that guy who says fuck the police in the jury questionnaire! that just gets you sent home! if you want to generate change, interact with the case and use your jury vote for good! ESPECIALLY if it’s a high profile case!

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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again