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unhealthy codependency is really a top tier dynamic. like they need each other to survive but god. should they.

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"Arthur, your whimpering is awfully distracting."

In chronological order, 5 seasons (up to episode 47) of everyone's favorite wet man making noises.

Episodes breakdown under the cut, freaks feel free to dm me for the files

Part 1: 6.30 seconds - 1 clip

Part 8: 12.80 seconds - 3 clips

Part 9: 11.90 seconds - 1 clip (edited down)

Part 15: 10.60 seconds - 2 clips

Part 19: 7.90 seconds - 2 clips

Part 21: 1.50 seconds - 1 clip - ft 2 John gasps

Part 23: 1.50 seconds - 2 clips

Part 27: 7.20 seconds - 1 clip (?)

Part 28: 8.50 seconds - 1 clip

Part 30: 8.00 seconds - 1 clip

Part 31: 9.50 seconds - 1 clip (?)

Part 35: 2.60 seconds - 1 clip

Part 38: 13.60 seconds - 4 clips - ft 1 John gasp

Part 4O I: 10.30 seconds - 2 clips (edited down) - some of those are Noel

Part 40 II: 14.30 seconds - 4 clips

Part 41: 31.20 Seconds - 2 clips (edited down) - ft so much squelching

Part 42: 0.40 seconds - 1 clip

Part 43: 5.80 seconds - 2 clips

Part 44: 45.60 seconds - 10 clips - ft 2 John gasps

Part 45: 2.90 seconds - 1 clip

Part 46: 15.30 seconds - 6 clips

Part 47: 16.90 seconds - 16 (?) clips - he threw a lot of rocks

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hey don't worry. if you accidentally do something wrong I'll just kick you in the ribs and sides and chest and stomach and body and kidneys and head and neck until one of us feels better. I have heavy boots and no empathy. I forgive you babe. now stay still.

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i think ive moved beyond yearning into something even more humiliating

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He made a mess for you💕

Valentine‘s arttrade with @akanothere 🫶💕💕

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inspired by someone saying selfshipping is unethical

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-and they were talking about crazy sex stories and johnny totally didn't learn what crying was.

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Happy August

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Self shippers, this is your sign to get weirder. This is not optional. Now go.

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hey does anybody wanna start up some sort of deeply sexual codependent thing with me? attached at the hip because our souls are tied too closely together type shit. a little too touchy around our friends in a way that doesn't make them uncomfortable but does make them kinda horny. and it's deeply obsessive and borderline worrying but we're so, so happy and people know better than to get in between us. i just think it'd be fun

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Is it bad that I kinda wanna hit my crush with a car and then nurse him back to health like a baby bird or it normal? :)

yorue literaly insane

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how it feels to write smut btw. if u even care

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#135 swapping out their eyedrops for waterproof super glue

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Cute things to say between breaths while making out

- I fucking hate you

- Jesus Christ man I hate you

- I can’t believe how much I hate you

- I hate you

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when you so autistic you lowkey feel like a predator for seeing someone and randomly falling completely head over heels in love with them so you have to then secretly photograph them and jerkoff all over the photographs then track them down and start following them aeound at the grocery store until they go on their phone and watch them put in their password like a hawk then following them home and sneaking in through the windownand unlocking their phone and finding all their socials & phone number and writing it all down, leaving, calling them pretending to be an insurance call but you're actually across the street from their window jackin off in the car, hanging aeound after the call ends, a girl comes over, they fuck, you watch from outside licking on and breathing up against the window, you nut and scream moaning and if shoots on the wall, you donf havs time to clean it up before someone goes oitside and sees the nut splatter, what the fuck?? is that nut??? babe. What the fuck??? They both aggro, you gotta go home. and add them on faceboo⁹ok

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