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everything. cost money

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neil and jean: making up stories and lying to the FBI to keep riko out of any negative light

kevin on national television: RIKO WOULD HAVE KILLED NEIL IF ANDREW WASN’T FAST ENOUGH

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at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

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jean describing neil as "that malfunctioning cretin that existed to cause trouble for everyone in a thousand-mile radius" might be my new favorite way jean calls neil so far lmaoooo

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I was so so scared that Jean's mental health would degrade after Zane said that he should have been the first one to die but oh god, Jean's "I deserve to get better" caught me so off guard, he has come such a long way from tsc and I can't be prouder :((

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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

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andreil at the next banquet

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jean finds out about jeremy's family withholding his social security card and birth certificate and being like okay, I have a guy give me a second. and he calls neil up and says you can't kill another abuser but can you do the next best thing. and neil doesn't even know the whole story but he gets jeremy new papers no hesitation because ruining an abuser's day is his favorite hobby

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flowers

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Jeremy wanting to be chosen so badly and then getting one of the most possessive guys on the planet is taking me out so badly. “You showered again/ different cologne” / “they are not your partners!” / “I will choose you everytime” . Idk how he’s still standing honestly

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“You are a pipe dream”

The voices the voices

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saw a photo on pinterest that reminded me of andrew after a spar with renee so I drew it

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so soft it hurts

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No matter how many times I reread the first book, Andrew still attracts me. Love at first hit🥰

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....all this speculation about who might throw a punch to protect Jean and here comes James Rhemann with a steel chair

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the concept of Neil's high school coach messaging wymack is infinitely funny to me

honestly, the fact that anyone has contacted wymack to recruit their players is a little funny. is it just an email that's:

"good evening, coach wymack

I have a severely fucked up dealer on my team. you want it?

kindest regards,"