blackrosecissa

[blackrosecissa]

ooc

fr but like who's gone ? I haven't checked yet

Ooc: wondering where everyone has gone.... This group's been DEAD recently

( @antlers4brains @whyso-s1rius @lily-0f-the-v4lley @reggie-the-starboy @pandoras-box-of-love @blackrosecissa @inkstainedmoons @cue-alice @st4rgirl-andy @thrivinginchaoss )

(also why have so many people left recently????)

[blackrosecissa]

I voted for Evan and Barty just because we have lego dates together

Since most of you decided to be utter TRAITORS- give proof of your loyalty to us by showing you voted for me and sirius and you shall be spared from impending doom we will unleash on you.

Or you can jus die.

@whyso-s1rius @antlers4brains @lily-0f-the-v4lley @ur-fav-macdonald @reggie-the-starboy @freaky-lil-wormy @marls-meadowes @its-a-dork-cas @blackrosecissa @thrivinginchaoss @st4rgirl-andy @cue-alice @batty-barty-crouchjr @who-killed-rosie @pandoras-box-of-love @blonde-barbie-boy @sev-princely-snape

[blackrosecissa]

sounds good to me but I have to check with Alice

@cue-alice lego date with barty and evan next week ?

@who-killed-rosie @marls-meadowes @lily-0f-the-v4lley @reggie-the-starboy @antlers4brains @blackrosecissa @bella-trixy @its-a-dork-cas @pandoras-box-of-love @inkstainedmoons @ur-fav-macdonald @freaky-lil-wormy @sev-princely-snape @followthewhiterabbitzeno @lucious-malfoys-hair @cue-alice

[blackrosecissa]

btw when's our next one ?

@who-killed-rosie @marls-meadowes @lily-0f-the-v4lley @reggie-the-starboy @antlers4brains @blackrosecissa @bella-trixy @its-a-dork-cas @pandoras-box-of-love @inkstainedmoons @ur-fav-macdonald @freaky-lil-wormy @sev-princely-snape @followthewhiterabbitzeno @lucious-malfoys-hair @cue-alice

[blackrosecissa]

you and Evan but only because of the lego dates

@who-killed-rosie @marls-meadowes @lily-0f-the-v4lley @reggie-the-starboy @antlers4brains @blackrosecissa @bella-trixy @its-a-dork-cas @pandoras-box-of-love @inkstainedmoons @ur-fav-macdonald @freaky-lil-wormy @sev-princely-snape @followthewhiterabbitzeno @lucious-malfoys-hair @cue-alice

[blackrosecissa]

this is so gross Sirius 🤢

Moony( @inkstainedmoons ) and I were arguing about this earlier : we don’t break the silencing charm barrier do we?

( @marls-meadowes @lily-0f-the-v4lley @reggie-the-starboy @antlers4brains @blackrosecissa @thrivinginchaoss @its-a-dork-cas @pandoras-box-of-love @ur-fav-macdonald @sev-princely-snape @batty-barty-crouchjr @cue-alice @who-killed-rosie @freaky-lil-wormy)

[blackrosecissa]

@reggie-the-starboy @pandoras-box-of-love

Kidnapper: we have your girlfriend

Regulus, looking at James : I don't have a girlfriend lmao

Kidnapper: she made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick her up?

Regulus : oh my merlin, you have Pandora!

Kidnapper: I'm going to become a painter

[blackrosecissa]

sorry rem

Sirius and James being codependent and Remus having to put up with them while in a relationship with Sirius will never not be hilarious to me

[blackrosecissa]

only sometimes ?

Sirius and James being codependent and Remus having to put up with them while in a relationship with Sirius will never not be hilarious to me

[blackrosecissa]

poor Remus

@whyso-s1rius @inkstainedmoons @antlers4brains

Sirius and James being codependent and Remus having to put up with them while in a relationship with Sirius will never not be hilarious to me

[blackrosecissa]

I'm surprised he hasn't joined the club earlier

My last account got nuked, so I made a new one, and I'm going to do it differently, I suppose.

Remus - @inkstainedmoons one of the more tolerable Gryffindors

James - @antlers4brains annoying Gryffindor 1

Sirius - @whyso-s1rius annoying Gryffindor 2

Lily - @lily-0f-the-v4lley Ginger girl

Peter - @freaky-lil-wormy rat boy

Pandora - @pandoras-box-of-love very nice girl but creeps me out

Xenopholius - @followthewhiterabbitxeno I still don't know how to spell his full name

Narcissa - @blackrosecissa my ex and an incredible woman

Bellatrix - @thrivinginchaoss her sister ig

Regulus - @reggie-the-starboy IDK much about him. Kinda fruity

Dorcas - @its-a-dork-cas chill girl 1

Marlene - @marls-meadowes chill girl 2

Mary - @ur-fav-macdonald idk

Severus - @sev-princely-snape mostly tolerable

Bartemius - @batty-barty-crouchjr cool guy, freaks me out

Evan - @whokilledrosie Barty's boyfriend. Also freaks me out

Alice - @cue-alice another person

I don't know a lot about most of these people. I keep to myself.

Don't ask about the new username. I'm embracing my nickname apparently.

[blackrosecissa]

@reggie-the-starboy @whyso-s1rius @inkstainedmoons @antlers4brains

Regulus and Remus kissing to fuck with people part 3 Remus: Who are you texting, Reg? Regulus: Your mom. Remus: Haha. Funniest joke ever. Regulus, rolling his eyes: Not kidding. I am texting your mom. *Shows him phone screen* Sirius: Why are you texting my boyfriend's mom? Regulus, grinning: Because she likes her son's side chick more than his boyfriend. *Leans in to kiss Remus on the lips* Sirius: James: Sirius: SIDE-CHICK?? MOONY-

[blackrosecissa]

@reggie-the-starboy @whyso-s1rius @pandoras-box-of-love @who-killed-rosie @batty-barty-crouchjr @its-a-dork-cas @marls-meadowes @ur-fav-macdonald @lily-0f-the-v4lley @inkstainedmoons @antlers4brains @freaky-lil-wormy

The Marauders, Skittles and Valkyries at IKEA:

James: Is there for the meatballs

Regulus: Is here for the plants

Sirius: Here for the doggy toys/food

Remus: here to buy bookshelves

Peter: Here for the ice cream

Marlene: Here for the hot dogs

Lily: Here for the whiteboards and planners

Pandora: Here for the Stuffed toys

Dorcas: Here for the rugs

Barty: Here for the knives

Evan: Here for the mattress

Mary: Does not know why she's here

[blackrosecissa]

@batty-barty-crouchjr @who-killed-rosie @pandoras-box-of-love

Pandora: *doing some demon ritual again*

Evan: you’re scaring the hoes!

Pandora: I’m summoning the hoes, fool!

[enter: Barty]

Evan: alright…

[blackrosecissa]

I grew up with Bellatrix nothing scares me anymore (except men)

Remus and Regulus watching true crime documentaries and their boyfriends sat next to them terrified

[blackrosecissa]

we can just put a silencing charm on them or we can put a cartoon on a tablet for them to watch

Remus and Regulus watching true crime documentaries and their boyfriends sat next to them terrified

[blackrosecissa]

can I watch with you next time ? I love true crime documentaries

@reggie-the-starboy @whyso-s1rius @inkstainedmoons @antlers4brains

Remus and Regulus watching true crime documentaries and their boyfriends sat next to them terrified