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devin was a nice lady.

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SPOKES AND HOES

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i've decided to pursue my life dream of becoming a toothbrush

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mom is copying my idea and getting a koala with a homosexual partner

dave and i are disappoint, mom.

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;)

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David Blaise (2:35:32 AM): WE'RE JUST TWO GAY MALES

David Blaise (2:35:36 AM): WHO ENJOY MOTORBOATING

David Blaise (2:35:52 AM): WE ENJOY MOTORBOATING EACH OTHER'S A CUPS.

David Pavluk (2:35:58 AM): EXCUSE YOU

David Pavluk (2:36:03 AM): I'M A TRIPLE F.

David Blaise (2:36:10 AM): I'M A QUADRUPLE G.

David Pavluk (2:36:16 AM): I'M A QUINTUPLE Z.

David Blaise (2:37:26 AM): you must have nipples the size of pizzas.

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David Blaise (2:32:28 AM): can i boobsmack someone

David Pavluk (2:32:35 AM): only if i can too

David Blaise (2:32:41 AM): boobsmack me

David Pavluk (2:33:02 AM): -boobsmacks-

David Blaise (2:33:11 AM): -boobsmacks back-

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[18:01] Dan Young: cass why are we not having sex

[18:02] Cassadee Pope: let's go have sex bby

[18:02] blaisebbyblaise: can i come

[18:02] jtotherizzle69: can i watch

[18:02] jtotherizzle69: I mean

[18:02] jtotherizzle69: hi

[18:02] Dan Young: aren't you having sex already jizzle

[18:03] jtotherizzle69: ....yes.

[18:03] Dan Young: good for you

[18:04] blaisebbyblaise: AM I THE ONLY ONE NOT GETTING THE PEEN.

[18:04] Dan Young: I'm not getting peen either

[18:04] blaisebbyblaise: shut up.

[18:04] Dan Young: lol

[18:05] Cassadee Pope: hahahahah

[18:06] blaisebbyblaise: DAVID WOULD LIKE INSERTION.

[18:07] Cassadee Pope: I can't help with that

[18:07] Cassadee Pope: sorry

[18:07] blaisebbyblaise: well you have a peen.

[18:07] blaisebbyblaise: ...

[18:07] blaisebbyblaise: POON.

[18:07] blaisebbyblaise: I MEAN POON.

[18:07] Dan Young: OH GOD

[18:07] Dan Young: MY WIFE HAS A PEEN?

[18:07] Cassadee Pope: DAVID WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[18:07] jtotherizzle69: this is awkward.

[18:08] Dan Young: where have I been inserting it this whole time then...

[18:08] blaisebbyblaise: THE BACK DOOR!

[18:08] jtotherizzle69: buttsecks

[18:08] blaisebbyblaise: that's what gavin told me to call it!

[18:08] Dan Young: when did gavin tell you to call it like that?

[18:08] blaisebbyblaise: when that's where he put it!

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[17:33] Dan Young: you dated fag frank hitler

[17:33] blaisebbyblaise: yeah

[17:33] blaisebbyblaise: but hitler has a poon

[17:33] laceymosleaf: omg

[17:33] Cassadee Pope: Shut up

[17:34] jtotherizzle69: hitler dated fag frank I am crying

[17:34] blaisebbyblaise: the worst part:

[17:34] blaisebbyblaise: fag grank would've topped

[17:34] blaisebbyblaise: GRANK

[17:34] blaisebbyblaise: FUCK

[17:34] jtotherizzle69: grank

[17:34] laceymosleaf: oh my GOD

[17:34] Cassadee Pope: HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA

[17:34] laceymosleaf: tears

[17:34] blaisebbyblaise: I CAN'T

[17:34] Dan Young: GRANK

[17:34] Cassadee Pope: Grank

[17:35] blaisebbyblaise: DAVID "FAG GRANK" BLAISE

[17:35] Cassadee Pope: GRANK DAT SOULJA BOY DEM SUPERMAN DAT HO

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[17:16] jtotherizzle69: david blaise

[17:17] blaisebbyblaise: what

[17:17] jtotherizzle69: HI

[17:18] blaisebbyblaise: HI

[17:18] jtotherizzle69: WANNA FUCK

[17:18] blaisebbyblaise: YEAH

[17:18] jtotherizzle69: AWESOME

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[17:03] laceymosleaf: cass! i thought you were porking dan.

[17:03] Cassadee Pope: Soon

[17:04] blaisebbyblaise: porking

[17:04] Dan Young: porking

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[16:57] Dan Young: aw remember that one time in the zombie chat and I killed david

[16:57] Dan Young: aw fun times

[16:57] blaisebbyblaise: i died.

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[16:43] ambitious pawns: has joined the chat

[16:43] laceymosleaf: what the fuck

[16:43] jtotherizzle69: what

[16:43] Dan Young: who

[16:44] Dan Young: WHO ARE THIS RANDOM PEOPLE

[16:44] xyelyahwilliams: o.o

[16:44] ambitious pawns: hey hows it going

[16:44] Dan Young: who are you

[16:44] blaisebbyblaise: ...

[16:44] ambitious pawns: who are you?

[16:44] ambitious pawns: wtf

[16:44] jtotherizzle69: lmao

[16:44] jtotherizzle69: what is going on

[16:44] laceymosleaf: who the hell are you. who invited you to this reception.

[16:44] blaisebbyblaise: oh my god what

[16:44] Dan Young: what

[16:44] jtotherizzle69: WEDDING CRASHER

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AND THEN IT HAPPENED

[16:39] blaisebbyblaise: YOU PUT YOUR FRONT DICK IN, THEN YOU PULL IT OUT, THEN YOU PUT IT IN, AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT

[16:39] Dan Young: THAT'S DISGUSTING

[16:39] blaisebbyblaise: YOU DO THE SEXY SEXY AND YOU COULD POSSIBLY MAKE A BABY

[16:39] Cassadee Pope: ohmygod

[16:39] blaisebbyblaise: THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!

[16:39] Cassadee Pope: David I love you

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[16:12] blaisebbyblaise: Cassadee Pope, do you take Daniel Young to be your lawfully wedded Aussie, to forever ride Kangaroos with through the plains of Australia?

[16:13] Cassadee Pope: I do :3

[16:14] blaisebbyblaise: And Daniel Young, do you take Cassadee Pope to be your lawfully wedded bad mamajama - American, to forever with frolic on the beaches of Florida?

[16:14] jtotherizzle69: oh

[16:14] blaisebbyblaise: *frolic with

[16:14] Dan Young: Yes, I do.

[16:15] laceymosleaf: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[16:15] mindreaderrrr: /appluads. yaaayyy! haha, i came at a great time~

[16:15] xyelyahwilliams: *Sobs.*

[16:15] laceymosleaf: AND THE KNOT IS TIED

[16:15] blaisebbyblaise: Then. I now pronounce you, man and wife. Clownfish and anenome. Aussie and American. Cute singer, and cute singer.

[16:16] gretaintertwined: Cake now?

[16:16] jtotherizzle69: CAKE

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[15:58] jtotherizzle69: I WILL SHOVE MY DICK DOWN YOUR THROAT

[15:58] laceymosleaf: that's a threat