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The most Sanji coded shit I have in my house is this magnet that is right next to our spices cabinet.

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Femji on company time

I'm infecting Sanji with the non binary worms because I'm projecting

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So wano huh

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Thinking about reading the Raven Cycle to talk about it with my beloved beta reader.... much to consider.

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keep ur head in the game sanji!

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finding an error in someone else's fic: awe. we are all human - this is totally understandable and doesn't bother me whatsoever. it is almost endearing to know that others are not perfect, and in their excitement to share, they made a small mistake.

finding an error in your own fic: a merciful death is too kind for me. i deserve to be burnt on a pyre or publicly executed at dawn

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its healthy for your paragraphs to vary in size, good for the ecodiversity of your doc

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ever engage with a media you really really liked and thought you were going to become obsessed with but it doesn’t quite lodge itself into your brain at the correct angle and you can just brush fingertips with the version of yourself from the alternate reality where it completely corrupted your every waking thought

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Often you will see authors say ‘I do not condone the contents of this fictional story’ at the start. well that is just nonsense, I think torturing beautiful men against their will and cannibalism is pretty based and fully condone it

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Modern AU Nami who's That Bitch, bedazzled low cut jeans, jelly pumps, belly button piercing, 20 butterflies tattooed along her torso, and acrylic nails that could be registered as bladed weapons.

Desperate lesbian Nami who compliments other women so much that she had to flat out tell Vivi that she was trying to hit after like three dates where Vivi ended it with "that was so much fun!! ^-^ we should hang out again soon!"

Failgirl Nami who takes off her false eyelashes with reckless abandon only to find them the next morning and think they're a giant hairy spider, and cries so hard she almost throws up.

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people talking about male characters: I loveee this guy he sucks so bad but he's still my favorite #myguy #ilovemoralnuance

people talking about female characters: idk I don't hate her I just feel like we wouldn't get along in person and also she does things I personally wouldn't do so that's a bit off putting.

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East blue gang