blazecougar
blazecougar
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blazecougar · 9 hours ago
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Zionists shouldn't feel safe anywhere
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blazecougar · 11 hours ago
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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.
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blazecougar · 2 days ago
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She's a 10, but it's in feet 💅
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blazecougar · 2 days ago
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Democrats cannot win back working class voters by putting forth more corporate backed politicians. There's a better path forward. It's one paved by leaders like @zohrankmamdani who stand up to the oligarchy and fight to make life affordable for working people.
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blazecougar · 2 days ago
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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY
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blazecougar · 2 days ago
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It does. It works like global bard healing.
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After much effort, my first proper squad is all e2! Next up: mastery and modules
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blazecougar · 2 days ago
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A true blessing. Also yes I hope she had water.
Full on miko on my train today
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blazecougar · 3 days ago
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straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive
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blazecougar · 4 days ago
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The sexiest thing a woman can do is move on. Whether it’s from their partner, career, family, etc. Society has programmed women into believing there’s a moral reward for enduring and staying. Fuck that. Get a new partner, new career, move to another state/country, please just MOVE ON.
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blazecougar · 4 days ago
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blazecougar · 4 days ago
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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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blazecougar · 4 days ago
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blazecougar · 5 days ago
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whatever happens now is entirely the fault of the united states and israel
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blazecougar · 6 days ago
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anastasio is very well written but unfortunately he deserves every single thing that happened to him because i played his ex stage
You see the thing is that he would agree with you
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blazecougar · 6 days ago
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Person with migraine aura today: Ow ow ow my head hurts and all I can see is TV static :(
Nineteenth century doctors describing migraine aura with the manic horror of a lovecraftian horror protagonist:
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At first it looked just like the spot which you see after having looked at the sun or some bright object; I thought it might be an eyelash in the way, or something of that sort, but I was soon undeceived when it began to increase…
When it was in its height it seemed like a fortified town with bastions all round it, these bastions being coloured most gorgeously... All the interior of the fortification, so to speak, was boiling and rolling about in a most wonderful manner as if it was some thick liquid all alive. (Hubert Airy, 1856)
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blazecougar · 6 days ago
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Wildlight Wander stickers 2/2
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blazecougar · 6 days ago
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Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring
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