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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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i think i’m in love with you,, have a nice day
You are nothing to me. I won’t
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Today's bird is this African Pied Wagtail wagging its tail at the Lusaka airport
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I literally do not know what the hell was going on in that subreddit, but don't do it.
You should be able to breathe like you normally do!
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(guy who literally has easy access to painkillers voice) ough,,, everything aches,,, ouch, if only,,, there was something i could do to stop this,,,,,, guess ill just put up with it,,,,
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(guy who literally has easy access to painkillers voice) ough,,, everything aches,,, ouch, if only,,, there was something i could do to stop this,,,,,, guess ill just put up with it,,,,
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yup i caramelized some onions last night. basically you fucking wish you were me right now *a massive demon centipede bursts through the wall* oh fuck! *i produce my holy lightning tommy gun and riddle that sucker with a hail of thunderous bullets* fuck!!!! fuck!!!!!!!!
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finally got around to reading dceased for the tiniest sliver of boostle interaction and it's one of the most random messy things i've read but was a fun read nonetheless
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you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!
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So what if I splashed around in your bird bath. It’s there for me
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