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"nice blog"
thank you im really good at clicking reblog
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So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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can you tell i am a pro at keeping track of my files
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barackobama:
excuse me
dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president
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you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk
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stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child
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sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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Omg i was buying some shirts at forever 21 and the cashier was like arent u tumblr famous or something lmao i stayed quiet for like 5 seconds and i was like not really omg and she was like yah i follow u on instagram
Nice.
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no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
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it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
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